TNG Caption This #147 - "Last Bill and Testament"

[cooleddie74]

WILL:"Funny. That wasn't sparking like that when I got drunk and urinated on it last night."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"That does it.

We really need to move the ship's Putt-Putt course to a larger room. This wouldn't challenge a blind Pakled."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard, definitely: "We should not have made this sex tape."

 

[Rat Boy]

What happens when one tries to ground Wesley after he got his powers.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

What happens when one tries to ground Wesley after he got his powers.

Crusher: "Jean Luc, have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"

 

[Rat Boy]

What happens when one tries to ground Wesley after he got his powers.

Crusher: "Jean Luc, have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"

*Picard starts feeling himself up*

Picard: "No, not really."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Look at it this way, Jean-Luc.

Now you don't have to keep pestering me for dinner dates. You can stay in your quarters all day long and have all the fun you want."

 

[cooleddie74]

USS Enterprise 1701-D.

Awaiting OSHA certification since stardate 41153.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Could you stop admiring it and put it back, please? I'm sure it's getting cold."

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY:"Can you NOT do that, please?

It took me twenty years to punch it back into shape after Jack died. It wasn't easy, you know."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Ah. So THAT is what you've been trying to tell me about for these past few years."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Should it even BE that color, Beverly?!

You're the doctor, after all."

 

[John Picard]

CRUSHER (whispering): I gotta pee.

PICARD: You'll have to hold till we get to the next Starbase.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Now I have to pee."

Crusher: "You'd better not do it in my uniform! That's my best one!"

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: That...uh, that's never happened to me before.
Crusher: I'm sure, Jean-Luc. Do you want to carry it to sickbay, or shall I?

Riker: Captain on the bri - what? Oh.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Dammit Q, your tricks are infuriating. What's the point in swapping heads if you're going to swap our genitals as well? There's no point to it."

Crusher: "What!"

Picard: "I mean, this is outrageous, swap us back immediately."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "We shouldn't have read through the Caption Contests. My goodness ..."
Crusher: "Not even a nice, fresh quay-saunt would make me feel better."
Picard: "Yes. <turns away and says, under breath> Douchebag."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "You missed it again! Beverly, if you ever hope to qualify for the LPGA, you have to work on your short game."

Crusher (muttering): "You're one to talk about a short game."

Picard: "What was that?"

Crusher: "Nothing."

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "I guess now would be a good time to see how I like having my nipples pierced."

 

[cooleddie74]

"My, my, Doctor...

You not only HAVE male genitalia, but you have to roll back the foreskin like pulling the cellophane off a roll of paper towels?

I don't know whether to be impressed or throw up."

RIKER:"Someone call Wesley to the bridge and tell him we found where he stuck his jar of Regulan fireflies."