TNG Caption This #144 - "One Louder"

[cultcross]

That's it for #143 finally, so those of you who haven't given up in disgust (and I'm sure its not just cooleddie ) it's time for the new contest! Now I'm not saying that people who hurt me in the TNZ hurt/heal game needn't bother entering... I would never say that...

Now, first to [highlight]THE WINNERS![/highlight]

First image, about the only non penis joke we had, I think :

Data: I've come with a message from Starfleet for you sir. And it has an attachment.

And the second:

Starfleet's air conditioning goes to 11.

Well done to both of you!

Now onto this time's images:

Enjoy!

 

[Nebusj]

RIKER: Hellooooooooo ...
WORF: Helloooooooooooooo ...
PICARD: Helloooooooooooooooooo ...
ALL: Hello!

``Sink my battleship, will they?''

 

[Admiral Bear]

Daimon Bok's attempts to control the Enterprise crew through use of a Magic Eye viewscreen puzzle appear to be nearing completion.

Wesley still plays with himself.

 

[Rat Boy]

Not picture are the horrified crew members behind them, forced to see all three in assless chaps.

Wesley: "Maybe this would be easier if I could see the other side of the chess board."

 

[M'Sharak]

Bridge handrail ballet: serious business​

 

[Amaris]

Even with all three of the men at the same time, the baby stroller carrying all of Riker's illegitimate children was too difficult to budge under normal ship's gravity.

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?


J.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Observe, Mr. Worf, that if you grip the rail like Commander Riker and I, your nails need not get imbedded."​

 

[cultcross]

LaForge, on comm: Bridge, I said get out and push!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I had no idea Troi was that flexible.

WORF: I'm more surprised at Dr. Crusher.

RIKER: Well, she is a dancer.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The highlight of Wes's day was picking out the days salt shaker.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Admiral Sulu is beaming aboard, so assume the position."

Wesley: "Ow, Ow, Ow! Inventing this combination blind chess set and halogen hob hasn't been one of my better ideas."

 

[TriOpticon]

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Even in the 24th century, farting is still met with silence.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "And to think I wanted to have these knotholes fixed ..."

Until his mother got home and took a shower, Wesley was pretty bored.

 

[Rat Boy]

When the bridge crew couldn't move anymore, Starfleet finally agreed to ditch the spandex uniforms.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "... I'm afraid a situation has arisen in engineering Admiral, I shall have to get back to you in half an hour. Change frequencies Worf."

Worf: "Aye sir!

Riker: "About time, We almost missed the start of Naruto."

Worf: "An honourable show!"

Picard: "Believe it!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Completely new 24th-century men's room design, same old 20th-century fixed stare ahead.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Funny.

I always thought our first album would have a totally different and more casual cover pose."

"Dammit...

I kept asking Mom for BOGGLE instead. What a load."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"I can vouch for these men, Officer.

Can they relax and drop their arms? They HAVEN'T been drinking and warping."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win, Cultsacrifice! Your check's in the mail!

Alright Data, we're in position. Open a channel to Ambassador Bunny of Viagaris VII.

Shore leave to Viagaris VII for the whole crew except for Wesley "Justice" Crusher.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"Ow"

"Splinter"

"Ow"

Wesely: Aww, you sunk my rook. Fizzchess sucks.

Other Guy: TOUCHDOWN!