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TNG Caption This #140 - "Creative Flaws"

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Data: It appears to be a 20th century prank gun, a device used for practical jokes, gags, shenanigans, humorous deceptio....
Picard: Thats enough Data.
 
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PICARD:"Shit.

It's not an automatic. Screw this. Let's keep looking for something with a rocket feature."
 
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Picard: "Mr. Data, it's been a long while since I last used a 6-inch long hard cylindrical object."

Data: "Yes, sir. Dr. Crusher corroborates that fact."
 
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DATA:"You hold up the teller and security at the Bank of Bolius, sir.

I will confuse the rest of the crowd with algorithms and all the known numerals in pi."
 
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DATA: Captain, where are you going with that gun in your hand?

CAPTAIN: I'm going to shoot my old lady down.
 
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Picard " I wonder if this is the gun that Sulu found in the episode 15 of the original series the episode entitled 'Shore leave' first broadcast on December 29th 1966 ? "

Data " sir...are you sure you would not be happier 'Watching' the show instead of being in it?"
 
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Data " Everybody run. The homecoming queen's got a gun"

Picard " That's enough, Data. "
 
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PICARD:"I just saw my performance in JEFFREY, Mister Data.

There...there's only one way I can end the pain."
 
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It's precisely for this reason, Data, that despite the rest of the crew's justified protestations, we never forego the away mission cavity searches. Alright, let's have a look at the other nostril.
 
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DATA:"Actually, Captain, based on my search of late 20th century popular entertainment files...I believe the correct exclamation is:

Yippee-ki-yay...Mother Felcher."
 
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Captain: Ah, Data. Notice the precision craftsmanship. It's so smooth, and long and ... finely crafted.

Data: ehem, yes, sir, it is a wonderful piece of engineering as Tasha would have attested. However, about this ancient weapon ...
 
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PICARD: "No, Mister Data...only a pimp in a Risan whorehouse would carry a revolver with a latinum handle."
 
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