TNG Caption This #140 - "Creative Flaws"
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DATA:"You have so much to live for, sir! Please...do not do it!"
DATA:"You have so much to live for, sir! Please...do not do it!"
Picard: "You're so gullible."
PICARD:"Shit.
It's not an automatic. Screw this. Let's keep looking for something with a rocket feature."
PICARD:"THERE...ARE...FOUR...ROUNDS!!!!"
DATA:"Problem, sir?"
Data: "Robbing people with a six-gun?"
Picard: "I fought the law and the law won."
Data: "He lost his girl and he lost his fun..."
DATA:"You hold up the teller and security at the Bank of Bolius, sir.
I will confuse the rest of the crowd with algorithms and all the known numerals in pi."
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Data: You always get the gun first.
Picard: It's cause I have skills, son.
Data: What, like spawn-camping skills? Stop camping the gun every time we play.
Data: You always get the gun first.
Picard: It's cause I have skills, son.
Data: What, like spawn-camping skills? Stop camping the gun every time we play.
Picard " I wonder if this is the gun that Sulu found in the episode 15 of the original series the episode entitled 'Shore leave' first broadcast on December 29th 1966 ? "
Data " sir...are you sure you would not be happier 'Watching' the show instead of being in it?"
PICARD:"I just saw my performance in JEFFREY, Mister Data.
There...there's only one way I can end the pain."
It's precisely for this reason, Data, that despite the rest of the crew's justified protestations, we never forego the away mission cavity searches. Alright, let's have a look at the other nostril.
DATA:"Actually, Captain, based on my search of late 20th century popular entertainment files...I believe the correct exclamation is:
Yippee-ki-yay...Mother Felcher."
PICARD:"Cheese it!!!
The cops are coming!!"
PICARD: "No, Mister Data...only a pimp in a Risan whorehouse would carry a revolver with a latinum handle."