TNG Caption This #133 - "Habitual Theft"

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Data: "Actually, Counselor, a virus is what laymen refer to as "very, very small." So small it could not possibly have made off with an entire leg."

Riker: "And you, Worf! What the Hell are you doing making moves on my woman!?! What could she possibly see in you?"

Crusher: "Will, it's not like those ridges are confined to his forehead."

 

[Triskelion]

Mr Data is attempting to decode the signal now, sir. But we may end up having to pay for it anyway once the cable guy shows up.

I got tired of nutritional supplement 253.

Perhaps you require a demonstration of my superior android skills.

 

[Outpost4]

Riker: "No, Captain, you come in after Shelby. You have to wait until four measures after I start."

(to himself) You think a damn Frenchman would know the frickin' song.

"OK, let's try again..."

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines...better, Jean-Luc...

 

[nil_jones]

Picard: "Thank you, Mr. Data, but Mr. LaForge is blind, not deaf."

Riker: "So, Captain? Think you can hit my finger with it?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Will you two cut that out?"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"According to the long range sensors, the credibility of the plot of this particular episode registers about...here. Almost infinitessimal. I recommend a quick stop at Starbase 175 for script doctoring."

RIKER:"Either that viewscreen goes or I do!"

 

[Santa Kang]

The Caption Contest Committee chooses this weeks memes.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "VRRRRM!"

Worf: "VRRRRM!"

Picard: "Will you please stop playing finger lightsabers?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Well, there goes our mock football draft."

 

[SantaEddie74]

RIKER:"Permission to speak freely, sir?

Mister Worf...can you hang a poster or something over that broken screen? This isn't a 21st century redneck trailer. We don't show off our busted TVs like bowling trophies."

 

[K-Star]

"Sh! sh! www.sh! dot com! Knock knock. Who's there? Sh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it!"

OMG! PERFECT choice of joke! If that one doesn't win, then I'll have lost all faith in this board. J/K y'all. But seriously, that was PRICELESS!

My thanks, kind lady. However, I can't win my own contest. There are accusations, hearings, perjury claims. not pretty.

Well then you've set the bar quite high!

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a kite by then."

 

[Triskelion]

^ rock.

 

[hmbnimbus]

Data: Yes sir, apparently the Runabout was reduced to a fraction of it's original size and Cheif O'Brien was *this* big.

Riker: Make it so!

Picard: Oi!

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Riker:"try to steal my girlfriend, will you?"

 

[Triskelion]

Mel: Order up, Dingbat
Worf: Kiss my grits, Mel.

Picard: You really suck at this game Will.

 

[Santa Kang]

RIKER: So, on the third day of my Alaskan vacation, this moose wanders into camp. Real funny story about that.

PICARD: How long was this vacation?

WORF: A month, sir.

PICARD: Merde!

 

[Nebusj]

With the closed captioning machine malfunctioning this week Data steps up to heroically sign all this episode's technobabble.

Caught unprepared, Commander Riker tries the old ``Introduce the Ambassador from the Invisibilonians'' routine. Picard spends over five hours in negotiations before figuring it out.

 

[Outpost4]

Burton, after take #9: Why couldn't I have been deaf instead?

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "As soon as this asshole brings me my Coke, we can start ..."