TNG Caption This #129 - "Bad Habits"

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The lengths that a Changeling will go to for a blow job...

 

[Shatmandu]

Extra: "Here's the wig glue you asked for."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Nathan_Heller said:

Umm..what are you doing with Commander Riker's urine sample?

If I may add

Horny Alien: "On our world its a form of Viagra"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm not sure what it is, Counselor, but the replicator said one of these in the morning and one in the evening before bedtime will take the pounds off. Is this some Federation diuretic or laxative I'm unaware of?"

 

[David]

Rastalien: Take a hit man, it's good sh*t.

Troi: I would but the guy over there is a Narc.

Redshirt: [Writing on Pad] Rastalien offers orange bliss bong to commander Troi... Oh Sh*t she's empathic...

Cheers

Dave

P.S. Austin Powers FTW

 

[Nerys Myk]

Alien: This should take care of the wasp problem in your quarters. As for the hair spiders, sorry I can't help you.

 

[Vassa]

Oh can't believe you don't remember me. We met last night at the party Lt. Barclay held on the holodeck.

BARCLAY!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Your barkeep in Ten Forward says this won't make my gut stick any further out of my unisex jumpsuit."

 

[Velocity]

Sold to the Counselor for 20 slips of latinum! Madonna wore a pair of these in her Open Your Heart video, you know.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Care for some, Counselor? I mixed something from the Earth culinary database into it...an odd, centuries-old beverage called Night Train."

 

[Shatmandu]

Alien: "Into your vahina it go, yes? Pushy, pushy, pushy!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I want to know if the rumors about females from your world are true, Counselor.

Here.

Can you squat over and take all of this?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi realized the Universal Translator is set too high when Grignak said, "In exchange for this alcoholic beverage, I require sexual intercourse in various orifices, including the dirty one."

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"Thanks, but no thanks, Ambassador.

I'm backwash intolerant."

 

[Shatmandu]

Bit Player: "I really enjoyed seeing your breasts in that indie film."

 

[cooleddie74]

AMBASSADOR:"Counselor! Counselor! Before I leave your ship I just wanted to show you the trophy I received a few years ago for Most Urine Expended in One Day! I'm so proud of it...it took a lot out of me!"

 

[Gertch]

cooleddie74 said:

AMBASSADOR:"Counselor! Counselor! Before I leave your ship I just wanted to show you the trophy I received a few years ago for Most Urine Expended in One Day! I'm so proud of it...it took a lot out of me!"

Troi: "Oh piss off will you."

 

[Shatmandu]

Grignak: "Have you seen Outpost4?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Commander Riker told me this wasn't the ONLY Tang on the ship...he said you were perfectly qualified and suited to show me the other one."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Could you hold this for a while? I developed a cramp in my arm waiting for the next contest.