TNG Caption This #129 - "Bad Habits"

[K-Star]

^ROFLMAO I think we have a winner!

 

[cooleddie74]

"What is this particular drink, Counselor? Your barkeep with the big round hat kept telling me 'Honey Child, it'll put hair on your chest!'"

 

[chancellorjake]

[image]http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.com/caption/caption129.jpg[/image]
Troi: Why would you even do something like that?
Loquel: Well, It seemed...
Troi: No, I don't really want to know. It's not considered appropriate to "milk" the Bolian crew members.
Loquel: It tastes delicious!
Troi: I don't care if it tastes like an Argelian Chocolate Orgasm. It's not acceptable behavior.
Loquel: Argelian Chocolate Orgasm??
Troi: Oh, Let me show you!

 

[scottydog]

chancellorjake said:

Troi: Why would you even do something like that?
Loquel: Well, It seemed...
Troi: No, I don't really want to know. It's not considered appropriate to "milk" the Bolian crew members.
Loquel: It tastes delicious!
Troi: I don't care if it tastes like an Argelian Chocolate Orgasm. It's not acceptable behavior.
Loquel: Argelian Chocolate Orgasm??
Troi: Oh, Let me show you!

 

[chancellorjake]

Thanks for the help, scottydog.

 

[Defiant]

[image]http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.com/caption/caption129.jpg[/image]
When I said I was looking for "That Big Prick," I was actually talking about Will...

 

[Shatmandu]

Guest Star: "It's like steroids, but for acting skills."
Sirtis: "Hmmm. Does it come in a larger dose?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Defiant said:

When I said I was looking for "That Big Prick," I was actually talking about Will...

 

[cooleddie74]

Counselor Troi was too embarrassed to tell the Iyarran ambassador that the ship's most recent medical test samples had accidentally gotten mixed in with the bottled beverages.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Ensign Freeman couldn't help but suspect the only reason he got "record attempts to hit up the counselor" duty was because he was black.

 

[Super Grover]

Counselor, thank you so much. Thie Fleshlight you recommended has really done wonders for my premature ejaculation problem.

 

[2of1million]

This man doesn't know that Deanna only drinks hot chocolate.

 

[TheSeeker]

No I do not want to help you artificially inseminate an Andorian bull.

 

[Redshirts_Widow]

Crewman Phillips inadvertantly steered the 'Remote-Controlled Alien Of The Week'TM into Troi...

 

[Epsilon IX]

Alien: "Wow! It seems this new drink has really made your boobs start to firm up!"

Troi: "Not that we care about such things in this day and age!"

 

[EnsignRicky]

[/QUOTE]

We would like to join your Federation. We are not a terribly advanced civilization, but look, we mastered Tang!!

 

[TheSeeker]

TheSeeker said:

No I do not want to help you artificially inseminate an Andorian bull.

OK, I had to redo this for three reasons:

1. It would be pretty difficult to inseminate a bull (then again maybe Andorian Bulls carry the young instead of the females)
2. It's more effective with a little colour change.
3. I can't edit my original post.

 

[Rat Boy]

Loquel: "Ensign Connery told me that this was mightier than a sword."

 

[BriGuy]

A drink for the ambassador? Oh, no, you misunderstand. This is the ambassador. I just carry him around.

 

[NathanielM]

Deanna grimaced when she realized it was the culture and that was recycled lemonaid.