TNG Caption This #129 - "Bad Habits"

[Gertch]

"Ow! I'm sensing blinding simple mindedness."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I've been carrying my specimen sample around for the past hour trying to find your Doctor Crusher and give it to her...but I got so thirsty and parched I ended up drinking some of it!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI- "Ummm, I'm pretty sure I ordered a Grande!"

 

[Kirby]

Troi: Well first of all I'm not that type of doctor, so I can't do anything with your sample. And second, since your a 'lava man' from planet Magma 3, I think it would be natural for you to feel a burning sensation when you pee.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm not sure what it is, Counselor Troi, but I found it in one of your ship's lavatory facilities. Tastes divine!"

 

[Outpost4]

I know NASA will look at my Orion crew capsule as a step forward from the shuttle.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Got Lube?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, thanks much for the win!

I'd like to dedicate that fart joke to my newborn son, who toots more than a vegetarian at a bran convention.

Giver: "Sure it'll fit! You're dating a Klingon."

 

[BriGuy]

Come on, counselor, I promise. You drink this, and you won't remember one moment of me thrashing wildly about on top of you all night.

Riker doesn't.

 

[BriGuy]

What is it? What is it? It's TANG! All you space explorers from Earth drink Tang. Our research was quite specific.

 

[Rat Boy]

Loquel*: "Look at what I found in the ship's museum! I didn't realize your species had detachable ones like us, too!"

* = Yes, I had to use MemoryAlpha.org to find out his name. My Trek-fu failed me.

 

[Noname Given]

Sickbay medic: "Crewman 'H-2-0'here had a nervous breakdown in sickbay and collapsed into a puddle. Dr. Crusher told me to take him directly to you to see what you can do with him."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't worry, Counselor...I didn't spit or drool into it.


Much."

 

[DizzyMan]

Alien: Tastes good, huh?
Troi: I really should not be drinking alcohol on staff assessment day.
Alien: More?
Troi: Please.

 

[Kubwulf]

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Troi: No. No, I won't do that. But my mother will. [image]http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.com/caption/caption129.jpg[/image]

 

[Outpost4]

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Kubwulf said:

Troi: No. No, I won't do that. But my mother will.

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI:"I'm not entirely sure what that particular drink is, but I do remember seeing something very similar the last time I went Number One...and I don't mean going to see Commander Riker."

 

[Sephiroth]

Jawa Juice?[/b]

 

[Tralis]

Dianna was always suspicious of drinks from frat boys. And wisely so...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Redshirt: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Troi] That's not mine.
Redshirt: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Redshirt: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Redshirt: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.