TNG Caption This #127 - "Night Terrors"

[scottydog]

Data: "Spot, from now on you may slumber in my body cavity only after a dietary adjustment ameliorates your proclivity for flatulence."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spot: "Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooow!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KEIKO O'BRIEN off-screen:"Oh no! Datazilla! RUN!"

 

[Gertch]

Data: "Hehehehe. I just love these old Godzilla films."


ETA: Darn Internet connection making my entry just a little too late.

 

[tharpdevenport]

In order to move up in the ranks and attain a new promotion, Data practiced what he has found in 20th century Earth film archies, called "porn". The "captain's log", he assume, goes in front...

 

[cooleddie74]

Dr. Soong programmed all of his androids to wake up each and every day in that special, awkward and gay way...

 

[Kegek]

Data during his Prometheus phase.

 

[Rat Boy]

The Enterprise crew memorialized their fallen comrade as best they could...

Data statue: "REMEMBER ME!"

*FWOOSH*

Data statue: "REMEMBER ME!"

*FWOOSH*

 

[ThankQ]

Computer, activate progam "Glory Hole".

 

[Starseeker]

Data's audition for the role of Cindy Lou Who in the ship's production of the Grinch was ultimately unsuccessful.

 

[Rat Boy]

Narrator: "Heartburn trouble? Maybe you should try Pepto Android, the only proven method for relieving positronic indigestion."

 

[Rowan Sjet]

Oil-can. Oil-can!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Dr. Soong's PMS routine was not a welcome addition to Data's emotion chip.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "I NEED AN ADULT!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

There's flaming and then there's flaming.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Computer, activate Emergency Medical Hologram Mark IV. Give him larger-than-normal human male genitalia. Replicator...one mint breath spray and one tube of Astroglide."

 

[Rat Boy]

Now Data was taking his Hayden Panettiere thing too far.

Geordi: "Uh, Data, Claire couldn't breathe fire."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Good morning, NCC!

I got a feeling that it is going to be won-der-ful for me!

The sun of Vulcan has no smile on its face, and it is doing a mild meld to the whole Vulcan race!"

 

[Spider]

After seeing this thread demeaning her master, Spot took revenge.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Awkward morning afters.