TNG Caption This #127 - "Night Terrors"

[Vassa]

Data uncovers another of Dr. Soong's secret little subroutines .

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

In the 24th Century, feral tooth fairies were a constant problem.

 

[Rat Boy]

I only mean this in jest...

Data, after reading a caption contest devoid of sex jokes.

 

[cultcross]

^

 

[scottydog]

The retarded Data discovers the letter W.

 

[Rat Boy]

Data's continual yawning during play-calling lead him to be quickly fired as the Dallas Cowboys' offensive coordinator.

 

[Spider]

Titiuu said:
This stuff used to be fun, but it's turned into recycled sex jokes that weren't even funny the first time around. Why does every picture has to be turned into something dirty?

Can't we have a clean version, too? Star Trek was never about anal fucking or fisting, so I'm sad to see it's all some people think about.

I must admit, it is starting to get a little tiresome, old, and not funny. It’s also moving to an end where I will have to clamp down on it.

Gertch, you were just a tad over the line there. Sexual humor is always fun, as long as it doesn’t move itself into a range where it gets beyond that magical PG13 barrier. I’m afraid that fisting is beyond that barrier and I really don’t want to see something like that again in this forum.

 

[Gertch]

Perhaps you could delete that line (since I cannot now) to keep it within normal board operating parameters.

 

[Spider]

Gertch said:
Perhaps you could delete that line (since I cannot now) to keep it within normal board operating parameters.

OK. Gertch, thanks for letting me do that. I appreciate that.

 

[cooleddie74]

Commander Data had no problem awaking for duty at 0630 hours every morning. It was his urination at 0500 that was a consistent and nagging dilemma.

 

[Outpost4]

A design defect by Dr. Soong kept Data from passing gas all night.

 

[cooleddie74]

Nothing says "Good Morning Universe" more than waking up to a smooth, satisfying bowl full of SOONG BITS(tm) cereal...now with more synthetic protein enzymes to keep your android lubricated and functioning at peak capacity!"

 

[Rat Boy]

In a similar vein...

Androidian should not be taken while driving or operating heavy starships. Side effects include loss of sleep, constipation, and sexual side effects. Please consult with your chief medical officer before taking Androidian.

 

[misskim86]

"I wish I had done what Geordi told me and oiled my joints"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Now THAT was a refreshing rest cycle...and this time, there were no unsettling nightmares about Commander LaForge and an eggbeater!"

 

[Gertch]

While most men dreamed of cheerleaders, Data dreamed of being one.

 

[cooleddie74]

Androids wake excited about the great taste of TARG CHARMS!

 

[BriGuy]

The Crystalline Entity's attack on Omicron Theta occurred just as Dr. Soong was programming his new android with its mock sleep program.

So because of that unfortunate interruption, now, when Data "goes to sleep," he stays in this position all night.

 

[LitmusDragon]

INVISIBLE WATERMELON

 

[Outpost4]

Dr. Soong had unfortunately left the Alarm Clock subroutine running.