TNG Caption This #125: "If You were Any Other Viewscreen"

[scottydog]

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Picard: Mr. Worf, signal to me which season this episode appears in. I see. No wonder the episode sucks.

 

[Gertch]

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Picard: "You're correct Mr. Worf, Beverly does walk like a striptease queen. Geordi you gotta dollar?"

 

[Finn]

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You know they are out of technobabble ideas when Worf helps the Captain by pointing out the star on the viewscreen some screaming Admiral had just ordered Picard to take the Enterprise to.

 

[Gertch]

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Geordi: "Wanna borrow my visor Captain? hehe"

 

[Danny99]

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For Family Guy Fans:

PICARD - Where did they go?
WORF - There they are, they're listing lazily to the left! Go Left! Left!
GEORDI - Boy, this guy knows some maneuvers!

 

[Vanyel]

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Geordi: You have to unfocus your eyes and look past the stars.
Picard: I still don't see a damn thing.
Worf: There I see it! It's a horse!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Picard: "You know, for some reason this feels familiar..."

Picard: "Oh."

 

[tharpdevenport]

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I'm not sure whether you call this genius or insanity:

 

[BriGuy]

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Worf: Sir, look, over there... a fifth light!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Worf: "C!"

Picard: "Mr. Worf, the lieutenant's exam is meant to be taken silently. At this rate, you won't make lieutenant commander until after the series is over."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Yatta! Victory is mine.

I've been windicated

Worfenstein: "Fetch the artificial life form, there is an ion storm ahead, we must be ready Igor!"

Jean Luc Igor: "Yeth Marthter!"

 

[Rat Boy]

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Q: "Very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?"

ET: "I'll...be...right...here..."

Worf: "If I had tear ducts, I'd be crying right now."

 

[BriGuy]

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Worf: You.

Me?

No, not you. You!

Who, me?

No, not you. YOU!

What did I do?

... damn it...

And the crew would soon be shocked to discover that Worf was pregnant.

Next time, on a very special StarrrrrrTrekTheNextGeneration.

 

[John Picard]

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Tharpridge In A said:

Worf: "There, above the vaginal opening, under the hood."
Picard: "Where? I don't see it; let me bend down and over for a closer look."
Geordi: "I can't see shit."

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[hellsgate]

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Picard: "Is that what I think it is?"
Worf: "Aye, Sir. He popped another one while at his station."
Picard: "WESLEY!!!!!!! Get up here with the windex! My God, Boy - How many times have I told you to use clearisil & keep it in your quarters! No one needed to see that!"[/b][/i]

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Captain!! LOOK!!!

That sign on that passing asteroid...it's in Klingon...'Gagh and pipias claw 40% off...two parsecs to your starboard...Great and honorable service and food...your House will remember this meal for two generations!' "

 

[Rat Boy]

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Picard: "Mr. Worf! I know you don't like Bud Selig, but that's no way for an officer to behave on the bridge!"

Worf: "Sorry, sir."

 

[Gertch]

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The Giggling Elf said:
Yatta! Victory is mine.

I've been windicated



Worfenstein: "Fetch the artificial life form, there is an ion storm ahead, we must be ready Igor!"

Jean Luc Igor: "Yeth Marthter!"

Let me grab some torches and people to help celebrate.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"That's no moon...

that's Lieutenant Yar's ass!!

Thank you...thank you...I'll be pulling helm duty all week. Tip the Captain. Enjoy the pipias claw."

 

[Outpost4]

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Worf: Watch out when you beam over there, captain. That Balok looks very mechanical.