"That's not a quasar...that's my MATE!!
Ha ha ha...I kid K'Ehleyr. But, seriously. That's a quasar. No kidding."
TNG Caption This #125: "If You were Any Other Viewscreen"
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"That's not a quasar...that's my MATE!!
Ha ha ha...I kid K'Ehleyr. But, seriously. That's a quasar. No kidding."
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"My MANWICH!!!"
"My MANWICH!!!"
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Worf: "Traditionally, Klingon opera is performed with a squawking K'RtttRgagh bird for accompaniment, but in a pinch, a terran bird will suffice."
Eagle: "This is un-American! You are all weirdos! Bring back Wayne and Wanda!"
Worf: "Traditionally, Klingon opera is performed with a squawking K'RtttRgagh bird for accompaniment, but in a pinch, a terran bird will suffice."
Eagle: "This is un-American! You are all weirdos! Bring back Wayne and Wanda!"
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Worf: It just did it! Did you see it? The whole screen broke up into a bunch of little squares.
Geordi: He's right, Captain. I saw it. The video on demand isn't working either.
Picard: That's it. Call the cable company and have them send someone out again.....and this time I am not paying the bloody service charge! Three service trips in two weeks just for the Gold Plus Package and no Showtime is rediculous.
Worf: It just did it! Did you see it? The whole screen broke up into a bunch of little squares.
Geordi: He's right, Captain. I saw it. The video on demand isn't working either.
Picard: That's it. Call the cable company and have them send someone out again.....and this time I am not paying the bloody service charge! Three service trips in two weeks just for the Gold Plus Package and no Showtime is rediculous.
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WORF:"And there...on the upper left corner of the viewscreen...was Molor's hook!"
WORF:"And there...on the upper left corner of the viewscreen...was Molor's hook!"
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"Dammit, Geordi! Play fair!
My Master Chief Spartan up on that hill doesn't have the weapons to counter a successful Covenant attack from below like that!
Your HALO palying skills have no honor!"
"Dammit, Geordi! Play fair!
My Master Chief Spartan up on that hill doesn't have the weapons to counter a successful Covenant attack from below like that!
Your HALO palying skills have no honor!"
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Picard: "Thank you Mr Worf, but in future, I'll let Dr Crusher conduct my proctological exam. Geordi, I need a fire extinguisher for my ass."
Picard: "Thank you Mr Worf, but in future, I'll let Dr Crusher conduct my proctological exam. Geordi, I need a fire extinguisher for my ass."
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"Quick, Captain...pull it!
In Klingon culture and mythology the act holds honor for us as well! We call it the far'Tyanq."
"Quick, Captain...pull it!
In Klingon culture and mythology the act holds honor for us as well! We call it the far'Tyanq."
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That one got me rolling. I love it.
"Worf, why don't take a position at Tactical? The 'Phww, Phww' noises from your 'Photon Finger' seem to have little effect of the Romulan defenses."
Noel Given said:
Lt. Worf: "Look! Her fly is open! And she's not wearing any..."
Captain Picard: "Nice beaver."
That one got me rolling. I love it.
"Worf, why don't take a position at Tactical? The 'Phww, Phww' noises from your 'Photon Finger' seem to have little effect of the Romulan defenses."
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Worf: Oh My god its that Porno you and Doctor Crusher did in the Sickbay! Crusher Makes it So?
Picard: <thinking> "Oh Shit!"
Worf: Oh My god its that Porno you and Doctor Crusher did in the Sickbay! Crusher Makes it So?
Picard: <thinking> "Oh Shit!"
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"Just give me the word, sir...and I'll CRUSH THEIR HEADS!"
"Just give me the word, sir...and I'll CRUSH THEIR HEADS!"
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"SIR!
Look...four hundred meters off our bow...a Mercury head dime!"
"SIR!
Look...four hundred meters off our bow...a Mercury head dime!"
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Worf: Google, Motherfucker! Can you use it!?
Worf: Google, Motherfucker! Can you use it!?
