TNG Caption This #125: "If You were Any Other Viewscreen"

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Stop!! There!!!! As you can clearly see Han shot first!!! He is without honor.

 

[Gertch]

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Worf: "Captain, the viewscreen! What...happened...to...my RIDGES???"
Picard: "That doesn't look much like commander LaForge."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: You're right Mr. Worf. That is a rather large plot hole. Mr. La Forge, lay in a course. Maximum warp!

 

[Sisu]

Worf: "Captain! That old starship, coming around from the second star on the right.....it's asking us if we are "Morning"..."

 

[NAHTMMM]

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"Actually, Captain, that's the planetoid we 'accidentally' stranded Wesley on."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Grintch said:

Worf: "Captain, the viewscreen! What...happened...to...my RIDGES???"
Picard: "That doesn't look much like commander LaForge."

La Forge: "Commander? Shit, I'm only a lieutenant j.g. Are you promoting me, sir?"

Picard: "What? No, forget I said anything."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Worf: "Son of a bitch just cut us off! Here's what I think about that, buddy!"

Picard: "You showed him, Mr. Worf. Oh wait, he's pulling over. Now he's getting out...oh no, he's heading over here. I've never been so embarrassed. I hope you're happy."

 

[John Picard]

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Worf: "My God...It's full of stars."

Picard: "Indeed."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Picard: "You call that a throw, Mr. Worf? My grandmother can throw farther than you."

 

[BriGuy]

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Rat Boy said:

Worf: "Son of a bitch just cut us off! Here's what I think about that, buddy!"

Picard: "You showed him, Mr. Worf. Oh wait, he's pulling over. Now he's getting out...oh no, he's heading over here. I've never been so embarrassed. I hope you're happy."

Was this a conversation with you and your girl recently?

...

Maybe your girl needs anger management classes.

 

[cooleddie74]

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"I can see my star system from here!"

(*Rimshot and cymbal*)

 

[Rat Boy]

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Picard: "A bald eagle, Worf? Are you trying to get on my bad side?"

La Forge: "Hey, man, I don't do birds. I had a bad experience."

 

[cooleddie74]

"There...first collapsed protostar on the right...then straight on 'til Sto-Vo-Kor."

 

[Gertch]

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Worf: "Engage!"
Picard:
Worf: "Sorry sir."

 

[2of1million]

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Picard: No Worf, I will not pull your finger!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Picard: "Before he leaves, would you kindly ask that raspy little shit what happened to all my Reeses' Pieces?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD:You are correct Mister Worf. We can see Troi's underwear when see bends over in that short skrit.

LAFORGE (thinking): losers...I've had my visor set for X-Ray Specs since she came aboard.

 

[scottydog]

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Worf, thinking: "Geordi has no honor. The prune juice should soon take effect."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Picard: "Worf, I know you don't like Q, either, but that isn't what they mean by 'giving him the bird.'"

 

[scottydog]

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Worf: "Klingon bird of prey closer than you realize, Captain."