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The Worst of the Worst, part II

I should feel the same way about Invasion From Inner Earth (aka They) and End of the World (featuring Christopher Lee at the absolute nadir of his career),.

I thought that was The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf! :)

(Another film Lee probably wants to forget.)
 
Howling 2 is awesomely bad, at least it has a creepy Eastern European feel and Sybil Danning topless 1000 times.

I saw part of a movie I'd blocked out recently. DREAMCATCHER...terrible. Even Morgan Freeman and Thomas Jane can't redeem it.

SUPERNOVA was another bad one.
 
Tim Haines War Of The Worlds movie, three hours of horrible editing, terrible CGI and no real budget to speak of. The really sad thing is that it's the most faithful version of War Of The Worlds put on film.
 
MOST anything that "SYFY Productions" Presents: :borg:

Ah yes... "A SyFy Channel Unoriginal Movie", as I like to call them.

I should feel the same way about Invasion From Inner Earth (aka They) and End of the World (featuring Christopher Lee at the absolute nadir of his career),.

I thought that was The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf! :)

(Another film Lee probably wants to forget.)

I suppose an actor of Christopher Lee's caliber probably has many "nadirs" throughout his career. Actors of lesser caliber only have one, because it usually sinks them.

Of course, that doesn't explain Ashton Kutcher and Keanu Reeves....
 
not counting MST3K material and obvious low-budget B movies, I think it's "Battlefield Earth" for regular mainstream sci-fi.
You beat me to it, just beyond terrible. Not even any mileage in it from a "so bad it's good" viewpoint. So bad it stinks like a gallon of camel turd would be more apt.
 
not counting MST3K material and obvious low-budget B movies, I think it's "Battlefield Earth" for regular mainstream sci-fi.
You beat me to it, just beyond terrible. Not even any mileage in it from a "so bad it's good" viewpoint. So bad it stinks like a gallon of camel turd would be more apt.

The only reason why I'd still give the award to Laserblast is due to the much greater production values of Battlefield Earth. But yeah, it certainly was a stinker and probably a huge eyesore for Scientology. "Yes, your founder wrote a lot of crappy science fiction. Doesn't that shake your core beliefs just a bit?" :devil:
 
That Italian movie with Elizabeth Taylor looking for someone to murder her (because she wanted to be murdered)
 
But yeah, it certainly was a stinker and probably a huge eyesore for Scientology. "Yes, your founder wrote a lot of crappy science fiction. Doesn't that shake your core beliefs just a bit?" :devil:

Seriously. I mean, it's not like religions are crappy science fiction anyway, or anything like that.
 
Virus (1999). At the time, I was nineteen, was absolutely in love with Jamie Lee Curtis after having watched Halloween. I guess I also got a Star Trek: First Contact vibe off the movie, seeing as how it was supposed to be a ship crew fighting off mechanical monsters. Boy, was I wrong! This is the only movie I've been so bored with I've fallen asleep. I actually fell asleep in theaters, and I never do that. I thought this movie was stupid, and I sat through (awake) Batman & Robin, Lost In Space AND Godzilla. This movie was so abhorrently bad, I've never bothered to rewatch it.
 
Yeah, I think Godzilla (1998) was really bad, and enormously misguided, but it's not in the same league as the worst of the worst.
 
I'm sure there are a lot of sci fi and fantasy movies I loved as a little kid (just because they were stories that took place in far away lands or worlds far different than our own) that are probably total garbage but I didn't know better back then. Ones that come to mind:

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn
The Ice Pirates
 
As for watching at a theater, I walked out of the movie 'hardware', it sucked.
 
I'm sure there are a lot of sci fi and fantasy movies I loved as a little kid (just because they were stories that took place in far away lands or worlds far different than our own) that are probably total garbage but I didn't know better back then. Ones that come to mind:

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn
The Ice Pirates
Ice Pirates is awesome.
 
^ Yeah, I love, and own, Ice Pirates.

Of course, I own a lot of what could be considered bad Sci-Fi.

- Alien Armageddon & The Man With The Screaming Brain (both Bruce Campbell flicks from the Sci-Fi channel).
- Evil Alien Conquerors
- Killer Klowns From Outer Space
- 4 of the "Roger Corman Cult Classics" on blu-ray - Galaxy Of Terror, Humanoids From The Deep, Forbidden World & Starcrash (a Star Wars rip-off of sorts)
- Student Bodies, the 1981 horror/thriller spoof that probably cost a thousand dollars to make.

I also own all six of The Stranger series, the "sorta-kinda like Doctor Who but not so much" thing Colin Baker did in the early 90's, plus The Airzone Solution (Colin Baker, Peter Davison, Sylvester McCoy, John Pertwee - you'd think it would be better with that line-up).
 
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Worst of the Worst, part II: The Revenge of Roger Corman!

Has anyone else seen Star Knight? I believe it has also been released under other titles, but I'm too lazy to look them up. From what I recall, it was about a medieval princess who falls in love with a visitor from outer space, while the locals mistake his spaceship for a dragon.
 
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