The Votes Stop Here!

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Right... unless someone can out-Squiggy Squiggy, I think we have our new President.

May God have mercy on us all.

 

[Jenee]

^^
Hehe, it certainly was a mistake not to split the TNZ voting bloc by also putting someone like AwesomePossum on the ballot besides Squiggy.

Cuz Jenee never posts in TNZ.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Sorry. But you didn't campaign for the TNZ vote. You can't take us for granted!

 

[Squiggy]

Under my reign, all fora will be like TNZ. You shall no longer be ignored!

 

[B.J.]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-SQUIG!

 

[Misfit Toy]

Long ago I was forced to sign a pledge that I would vote for Squiggy in whatever poll he happened to be mentioned. I have done so yet again.

Such is my fate...

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Under my reign, all fora will be like TNZ. You shall no longer be ignored!

 

[Squiggy]

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

He won just how Kennedy won, by fixing the 1960 election. Damn bean-eating war hero!

 

[Davros]

Since I am the most humble person here, I should be in charge.

 

[RobertScorpio]

I got my 50$ payment last night, and voted for Squiggy

Rob

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I wonder if Squiggs will actually get over 50% of the vote ...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

In all seriousness...like I said, this is what happens when you put too many candidates on the ballot. A bunch of "okay" candidates against a bad one--and the "okay" ones spit the vote--and the bad one wins.

In my world, everyone is a candidate. Everyone is their own candidate. The future is shaped by everyone. Together.

To all those who have already voted in this contest: it is not too late. I can still save you... by helping you save yourselves.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Under my reign, all fora will be like TNZ. You shall no longer be ignored!

Oooooooooh, boy....

If this be his plan....

I Hope He Fails.


Officially: unless a miracle happens, Squiggy will be our president for this term. When he is wrong (often), I will be among the first to criticize him.

(Effectively. I will hold his feet to the fire. And seeing as he's a toad...I'd imagine that would get his attention. )

But when he is right (rarely), I will defend him.

But right or wrong--he's my President, and I will treat him with the respect due to that office.


(Now, Squiggy...I believe it is time to now fulfill your part of the agreement...hmm? )

 

[Squiggy]

My first executive order will be the execution of anyone who uses more than one smiley in a post.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

My first executive order will be the execution of anyone who uses more than one smiley in a post.

Try and stop me.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

My first executive order will be the execution of anyone who uses more than one smiley in a post.

Try and stop me.

Viva Chaos!

 

[SPOCKED]

(One of his imbeciles actually compared me to Glenn Beck. So...I'm honored!)

In all seriousness...like I said, this is what happens when you put too many candidates on the ballot. A bunch of "okay" candidates against a bad one--and the "okay" ones spit the vote--and the bad one wins.

"Imbeciles" is pushing the trolling envelope. No more of that.

RL, you can't actually be telling me you didn't see this "result" coming, can you?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

My first executive order will be the execution of anyone who uses more than one smiley in a post.

Try and stop me.

Viva Chaos!

Anarchy, not Chaos.

Besides, there's no room in my revolution for turncoats.

 

[Jenee]

Long ago I was forced to sign a pledge that I would vote for Squiggy in whatever poll he happened to be mentioned. I have done so yet again.

Such is my fate...

**falls on the bed and buries face in pillow**