The Votes Stop Here!

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Try and stop me.

Viva Chaos!

Anarchy, not Chaos.

Besides, there's no room in my revolution for turncoats.

I said chaos, and I meant chaos. What do you think is going to happen now that people have chosen Squiggy over the lovely and wonderful Jenee?

Long ago I was forced to sign a pledge that I would vote for Squiggy in whatever poll he happened to be mentioned. I have done so yet again.

Such is my fate...

**falls on the bed and buries face in pillow**

It's okay, boss. We'll try again. There will be a next time.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

What do you think is going to happen now that people have chosen Squiggy over the lovely and wonderful Jenee?

A proper delivery of pre-election promises, for one...

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

I said chaos, and I meant chaos. What do you think is going to happen now that people have chosen Squiggy over the lovely and wonderful Jenee?

A proper delivery of pre-election promises, for one...

Could Squiggy be the first politician of this era to actually deliver on his pre-election promises?



My world just keeps getting stranger and stranger...

 

[Dancing Doctor]

EPIC

Under my reign, all fora will be like TNZ. You shall no longer be ignored!

Meh. Hastert is gone.

In all seriousness, it's an eerily accurate image...

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

I figured it was less about who is actually there now as opposed to how creepy I could make the image.

 

[Squiggy]

(One of his imbeciles actually compared me to Glenn Beck. So...I'm honored!)

In all seriousness...like I said, this is what happens when you put too many candidates on the ballot. A bunch of "okay" candidates against a bad one--and the "okay" ones spit the vote--and the bad one wins.

"Imbeciles" is pushing the trolling envelope. No more of that.

RL, you can't actually be telling me you didn't see this "result" coming, can you?

Then there's that whole not only talking about TNZ, but also linking to it.

 

[Rush Limborg]

(One of his imbeciles actually compared me to Glenn Beck. So...I'm honored!)

In all seriousness...like I said, this is what happens when you put too many candidates on the ballot. A bunch of "okay" candidates against a bad one--and the "okay" ones spit the vote--and the bad one wins.

"Imbeciles" is pushing the trolling envelope. No more of that.

My apologies. I'll be more careful next time....

RL, you can't actually be telling me you didn't see this "result" coming, can you?

You kidding? The toad bloody owes me his entire victory!

 

[Dancing Doctor]

I figured it was less about who is actually there now as opposed to how creepy I could make the image.

Success.

 

[Mistral]

I voted for T'Bonz out of a simple sense of fear like any good voter would do. Somehow I missed Squiggy's name in the poll and managed to not notice the 11 pages of commentary about his campaign efforts. I beg forgiveness for this minor gaffe, and request that no knocks come on my door in the middle of the night.

 

[SPOCKED]

(One of his imbeciles actually compared me to Glenn Beck. So...I'm honored!)

In all seriousness...like I said, this is what happens when you put too many candidates on the ballot. A bunch of "okay" candidates against a bad one--and the "okay" ones spit the vote--and the bad one wins.

"Imbeciles" is pushing the trolling envelope. No more of that.

My apologies. I'll be more careful next time....

RL, you can't actually be telling me you didn't see this "result" coming, can you?

You kidding? The toad bloody owes me his entire victory!

You're welcome to join me after the poll closes tomorrow in congratulating the 2nd place holder on his or her victory

 

[Rush Limborg]

Hmm.

Will said Number Two become VP, by any chance?

 

[sidious618]

The Squiggy is wise indeed.

 

[iguana_tonante]

In all seriousness...like I said, this is what happens when you put too many candidates on the ballot. A bunch of "okay" candidates against a bad one--and the "okay" ones spit the vote--and the bad one wins.

Why so serious?

Good God that's disturbing!

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Good God that's disturbing!

I know, but so is this election!

 

[Misfit Toy]

Long ago I was forced to sign a pledge that I would vote for Squiggy in whatever poll he happened to be mentioned. I have done so yet again.

Such is my fate...

**falls on the bed and buries face in pillow**

I'm sorry...

I should be punished...

 

[Jenee]

[...]the lovely and wonderful Jenee?

Like my college room mate used to tell me - If you were a man, I'd marry you.

It's okay, boss. We'll try again. There will be a next time.

Avenge me!!!!

Long ago I was forced to sign a pledge that I would vote for Squiggy in whatever poll he happened to be mentioned. I have done so yet again.

Such is my fate...

**falls on the bed and buries face in pillow**

I'm sorry...

I should be punished...

Yes, well ... ... you ... shoulda thought about that before you voted!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Hmm.

Will said Number Two become VP, by any chance?

Has it truly come to this, that we're discussing the consistency of Squiggy's Number Twos?

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

If there's a tie for second place, I'm going to have run a follow-up for VP.

Oh lord, someone break the tie!

 

[RobertScorpio]

I'll pull an Alec Baldwin. This should help Squiggy win by a wide margin.

I will leave the BBS forever and move to another board completely, if Squiggy becomes the President.

(Of course, just like Mr. Baldwin, I won't really leave or move. But since many readers wont get to this point of the post, they will vote for him and he will win...big time. In fact, I bet some will come across the border illegally and vote for him twice now)

Rob

 

[jtkirk]

I voted for T'Bonz cause she promised not to hurt me if I did.