The Votes Stop Here!

[RJDiogenes]

I'm running this poll. This is not a democracy.

You have a brilliant future in politics.

I'm already demanding a recount.

I'm demanding a re-vote, having been left off the ballot.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Hey, I'd demand a re-vote, too--but I sure as heck don't want to split the vote even further, and therefore effectivly be responsible for handing over the vote to the toad....

 

[Squiggy]

I say we make a run off a public poll.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

I'm already demanding a recount.

I'm demanding a re-vote, having been left off the ballot.

Please refer back to 'this is not a democracy'.

 

[Amaris]

Okay, who voted for Squiggy?

I did
I sence a great disturbance in the Force..and also that Squiggy will win this election..and will lead us gloriously into a new era!

"Arise! Arise! Arise!
Million hearts as one,
Brave the enemy's fire, March on!
Brave the enemy's fire, March on!
March on! March on..for Squiggy!
Squiggy! Squiggy! Squiggyyyyyyy..Y!"

That great disturbance? A chalupa.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

*Looks at the results* That was sudden.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Vote Squiggy, because, um, because, well, uh...

...here's a kitty riding a turtle
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4v4TMqrbhE[/yt]

 

[pookha]

uh what?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Where the hell did all those votes come from? I call vote tampering.

 

[Pingfah]

Agreed, his votes doubled in a few hours.

Something smells extremely fishy.

 

[Niorah]

^ It's called TNZ.

 

[RJDiogenes]

What? He brought in ringers from a foreign country?

 

[JRS]

Squiggy has taken an impressive lead
I guess some people voted late..

 

[Haggis and tatties]

ZR all the way.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

What the... how... Squiggy... WHAT...

 

[B.J.]

Did the robot polls open?

 

[Rush Limborg]

Like I said...he pulled an Al Franken.


Apparently, he did it just for me. I'm flattered.

(One of his imbeciles actually compared me to Glenn Beck. So...I'm honored!)

In all seriousness...like I said, this is what happens when you put too many candidates on the ballot. A bunch of "okay" candidates against a bad one--and the "okay" ones spit the vote--and the bad one wins.

 

[Roger Wilco]

^^
Hehe, it certainly was a mistake not to split the TNZ voting bloc by also putting someone like AwesomePossum on the ballot besides Squiggy.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Yes... we may have to repoll...

 

[Squiggy]

Bwah ha ha.