The VFWCC Redux - Take Four! Lights! Camera! Captions!

[Koinek]

It's time for another Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition!

First to award last week's winners:

The honorable mention for the VFWCC #3 goes to:

Paris and Kim were a little unnerved that Chakotay insisted on wearing a wig after he took over as captain.

Congratulations Rat Boy!

And last week's winner:


*drumroll*

Tom: Insusbordination, verbal and physical abuse, stealing, badmouthing my piloting skills and attacking my personality and questioning my human parentage -
Janeway: Look, I'm sorry Tom, but you married her. Harry, all I can say is stop mooching all those free dinners from them and she might lighten up on you.
Tom: And she made fun of your hair, Captain.
Janeway: That does it, thirty days in the hole. Janeway to Tuvok -
Harry: Oh boy, Galactica marathon tonight!

Congratulations Tryskullon you win the Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence:

This week's image:

Good luck!

 

[jgdst]

Seven: OH MY GOD! That's disgusting... Is that Berman/Braga holo-slash?!
Chakotay: Yeeeaaahh, you like what you see?
Janeway: Frankly Chakotay, I'm disturbed. You're confined to your arboretum for the rest of the series.
Chakotay: Oh NOES! You mean I don't get any lines for a change?!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "This is a caption contest, say something funny Chakotay!"
Chakotay: "I'm at a loss Captain, there's no funny coming."
Seven: "Oh my God, we're going to get photoshopped aren't we? I don't want to be photoshopped, I'm too beautiful to be photoshopped!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Yes, it's happening again. For the last four weeks Seven swears she's been seeing a magic beach ball floating around the ship. I'd lock her loopy ass in the cargo bay, but the studio would probably throw a fit."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Janeway: "What? Noone ever told you? She's a man. Got a unit and everything if you know what I mean."

Chakotay: "Captain-"

Janeway: "Oh, don't act so insulted. Besides, it's not like Seven is standing behind me or anything."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: Ummm?

JANEWAY: I told her always keep your eyes on the ball.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CAPTION CROSSOVER

PICARD: Hey buddy, how much for the little one? She looks feisty!

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win!

Janeway: And she's too tall, and she thinks she's all that, and she struts around like she's number one - oh, sorry, number seven -
Seven: Captain, you heard me call your name. I saw you react.
Janeway: Oh, I so wanted to do one of those "She's standing right behind me isn't she" bits!
Chakotay: Let's go try Harry. I've got a few things I want him to hear.

 

[Mistral]

"Chakotay, I've been staring at the friggin' picture for hours and I just can't think of a snappy line for the caption contest. Who picked this lame-ass photo, anyway?"

Seven: "That would be me."

 

[Atavachron]

Seven: "Hey guys. Look at this guy's avatar. It's making me dizzy."

Atavachron

 

[Atavachron]

Janeway: "Chakotay, seriously; what's with the tatoo?"

Atavachron

 

[Koinek]

"Chakotay, I've been staring at the friggin' picture for hours and I just can't think of a snappy line for the caption contest. Who picked this lame-ass photo, anyway?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "You've got to be kidding me. Her? Of all the women you could have hooked up with on the ship, you picked the one who sleeps standing up?"

 

[Triskelion]

Yes, yes, they are urinals...but this is the ladies', Commander.

 

[LeadHead]

Captain's Log Supplemental, we have spent the last 3 weeks searching for a resource vital to the operation of Voyager. I refuse to give up hope we will find it.
Seven: I am sorry Captain, but there is no sign of it.
Janeway: It can't be!
Chakotay: Kathryn, you're going to have to accept it. There's no Starbucks or Peets in the Delta Quadrant.

 

[LeadHead]

John Logan: Okay Patrick, you have to choose one of them to be in Nemesis.
Patrick Stewart: Are these really my only choices??!!

 

[Nebusj]

``Look, Chakotay, it ... it's not you. It's me. I keep looking at Seven and thinking of great story ideas, and I look at you and see ... a big plank of wood with a face tattoo. And that's why you can be on the show only as long as you stop saying or doing anything.''

 

[MMCL]

Janeway: Seven says she's sorry for sticking those assimilation tubules up your ....

Chakotay: *interrupts* Tell Seven her search for humanity went too far this time.

 

[Lucy of Nine]

These are hilarious!

 

[Koinek]

Sorry I haven't judged this one yet folks. I'll get it done by tonight.