"The Trouble With Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[mattman8907]

KIRK: Let us both take steps to keep it that way.

 

[Athena28]

KOLOTH: Of course.

 

[May 20]

[Rec room]

(Scott is at a monitor, reading, when Spock and Kirk enter.)
KIRK: Another technical journal, Scotty?

 

[Brennyren]

SCOTT: Aye.

 

[mattman8907]

KIRK: Don't you ever relax?

 

[May 20]

SCOTT: I am relaxing.

 

[Athena28]

MCCOY: How long have you had that thing, Lieutenant?

 

[May 20]

UHURA: Since yesterday, Doctor. This morning, I found out that he, I mean she, had had babies.

 

[Brennyren]

McCOY: Well, in that case, you got a bargain.

 

[mattman8907]

KIRK: You running a nursery, Lieutenant?

 

[May 20]

UHURA: Oh, Captain. Well, I hadn't intended to, sir, but the tribble had other plans.

 

[mattman8907]

KIRK: Did you get this at the space station?

 

[Brennyren]

UHURA: Yes, sir.

 

[May 20]

SPOCK: (stroking a tribble) A most curious creature, Captain. Its trilling seems to have a tranquillising effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am immune to its effect.
(Everyone stares, he suddenly realises what he is doing, and puts it down. Spock and Kirk leave.)

 

[mattman8907]

MCCOY: Lieutenant, do you mind if I take one of these down to the lab to see what makes it tick?

 

[cosmic mouse]

UHURA: Well, all right, Doctor, but if you're going to dissect it, I don't want to know about it.

 

[May 20]

MCCOY: I won't harm a hair on its head, wherever that is.

 

[retroenzo]

FREEMAN: Say, Lieutenant. Seeing as you're giving them away, can I have one?

 

[Brennyren]

UHURA: Sure, why not? I think they're old enough. (to all) Go ahead.

 

[Athena28]

[Corridor]

CHEKOV: Bridge to Captain Kirk.