"The Trouble With Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[retroenzo]

KIRK: Kirk here

 

[May 20]

CHEKOV [OC]: Mister Baris waiting is on channel E to speak to you, sir.

 

[retroenzo]

KIRK: Pipe it down here will you, Mister Chekov.

 

[Catarina]

CHEKOV [OC]: Aye, sir. Mister Baris is coming on.

 

[May 20]

KIRK: Yes, Mister Baris. What can I do for you?

 

[Brennyren]

[Lurry's office]

BARIS: Kirk, this station is swarming with Klingons.

 

[May 20]

[Corridor]

KIRK: I was not aware, Mister Baris, that twelve Klingons constitutes a swarm.

 

[Brennyren]

[Lurry's office]

BARIS: Captain Kirk, there are Klingon soldiers on this station! Now, I want you to keep that grain safe!

 

[mattman8907]

[Corridor]

KIRK: Mister Baris, I have guards around the grain. I have guards around the Klingons. The only reason those guards are there is because Starfleet wants them there. As for what you want (pauses at a look from Spock) It has been noted and logged. Kirk out.

 

[May 20]

SPOCK: Captain, may I ask where you'll be?

 

[Athena28]

KIRK: Sickbay with a headache.

 

[Brennyren]

[Sickbay]

(There are eleven fluffy tribbles of various sizes and colors in a large container.)
McCOY: Hi, Jim.

 

[May 20]

KIRK: Bones, what have you got for a headache?

 

[Brennyren]

McCOY: Let me guess. Klingons? Baris?

 

[retroenzo]

KIRK: Both. How many of these did Uhura give you?

 

[May 20]

MCCOY: Just one.

 

[retroenzo]

KIRK: But you've got, er, eleven.

 

[May 20]

MCCOY: You noticed that, huh? Here. This ought to take care of it.

 

[Brennyren]

KIRK: How do they--? How do they--?

 

[mattman8907]

MCCOY: I haven't figured that out yet, but I can tell you this much. Almost fifty percent of the creature's metabolism is geared for reproduction. Do you know what you get if you feed a tribble too much?