"The Trouble with Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[JanewayRulz!]

[Bridge]

KIRK: What is the position of the Klingon ship?

 

[Leandar]

Chekov: Hundred kilometers off K7, it's just... sitting there.

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Captain, I have Mister Lurry.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Put him on visual.

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Aye, Sir.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIRK: Mister Lurry, there's a Klingon warship hanging one hundred kilometres off your station.

 

[Enterprise1981]

LURRY [on viewscreen]: I don't think the Klingons are planning to attack us.

 

[Gul Re'jal]

KIRK: Why not?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

LURRY [on viewscreen]: Because at this moment the Captain of the Klingon ship is sitting right here in my office.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Cancel Red Alert. We'll beam right down.

 

[Orac]

Uhura: Security, cancel Red Alert.

 

[LeadHead]

Captains Log Stardate 4524.2. A Klingon Warship is hovering only a hundred kilometers from Space Station K-7 while its Captain waits in the Station Managers Office. Their intentions are unknown.

 

[KirkPicard]

KOLOTH: Ah, my dear Captain Kirk.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: My dear Captain Koloth.

 

[Ziz]

Koloth: Let me assure you that my intentions are peaceful. As I've already told Mister Lurry, the purpose of my presence is to invoke shore leave rights.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Shore Leave?

 

[Gul Re'jal]

KOLOTH: Captain, we Klingons are not as luxury-minded as you Earthers. We do not equip our ships with, how shall I say it, non-essentials. (makes an hour-glass gesture with his hands)

 

[Captain Robert April]

KORAX: We have been in space for five months. What we choose as recreation is our own business.

 

[Alienesse]

KOLOTH: I might also add that under terms of the Organian Peace Treaty, you cannot refuse us.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Yes, well, I don't make those decisions. Mister Lurry is in charge of those matters.