"The Trouble with Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[Enterprise1981]

FREEMAN: Say, Lieutenant. Seeing as you're giving them away, can I have one?

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Sure, why not? I think they're old enough.

Uhura sees others in the area are about to ask the same question

Go ahead.

 

[Enterprise1981]

[Corridor]

CHEKOV [OC]: Bridge to Captain Kirk.

 

[Alienesse]

KIRK: Kirk here.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Kirk here.

Spock, there's 2 crewmembers behind us working at that service junction, have you ever seen them before?

No Captain, but one of them has a Baseball Cap that says "I am THE SISKO!"

 

[JanewayRulz!]

CHEKOV [OC]: Mister Baris waiting is on channel E to speak to you, sir.

 

[Alienesse]

KIRK: Pipe it down here, will you, Mister Chekov.

 

[Gul Re'jal]

CHEKOV [OC]: Aye, sir. Mister Baris is coming on.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Yes, Mister Barris. What can I do for you?

 

[Ziz]

Baris: Kirk, this station is swarming with Klingons.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I was not aware Mister Baris that 12 Klingons Constitutes a swarm.

 

[CoveTom]

[Mr. Lurry's Office]

BARRIS: Kirk, there are Klingon soldiers on this station. Now I want you to keep that grain safe!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Mister Baris, I have guards around the grain. I have guards around the Klingons. The only reason those guards are there is because Starfleet wants them there. As for what you want...

Kirk pauses for a moment and looks at Spock

... it has been noted and logged. Kirk out.

 

[Enterprise1981]

SPOCK: Captain, may I ask where you'll be?

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Sickbay with a headache.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

[Sickbay]

(There are eleven fluffy tribbles of various sizes and colour in a large container.)


MCCOY: Hi, Jim.

 

[CoveTom]

KIRK: Bones, what have you got for a headache?

 

[KirkPicard]

MCCOY: Let me guess. Klingons? Baris?

 

[Ziz]

Kirk: Both. (looks at tank holding a bunch of tribbles) How many of these did Uhura give you?

 

[Captain Robert April]

McCOY: Just one.