"The Trouble with Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[Alienesse]

CHEKOV: Oh, quadrotriticale. I've read about this, but I've never seen any before.

 

[Captain Robert April]

KIRK: Does everyone know about this wheat but me?

 

[Alienesse]

CHEKOV: Not everyone, Captain. It's a Russian invention.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Ah.

 

[Captain Robert April]

BARMAN: I don't want any. I told you before, and I'm telling you again I don't want any more Spican flame gems. Thanks to you, I have enough Spican flame gems to last me a lifetime.

 

[KirkPicard]

JONES: How sad for you, my friend. You won't find a finer stone anywhere. But I have something better. Surely you want some Antarian glow water.

 

[LeadHead]

Barman: I use that to polish the flame gems.

 

[KirkPicard]

JONES: You're a difficult man to reach, but I have something from the far reaches of the galaxy. Surely you want...

 

[LeadHead]

Cyrano pulls out a Tribble

Barman: Not at your price.

 

[Alienesse]

UHURA: What is it? Is it alive? May I hold it?

 

[LeadHead]

Cyrano hands Uhura the Tribble and it immediately coos.

Uhura:Oh, it's adorable. What is it?

 

[Alienesse]

JONES: What is it? Why, lovely lady, it's a tribble.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

UHURA: A tribble?

 

[Alienesse]

JONES: Only the sweetest creature known to man, excepting, of course, your lovely self.

 

[Gul Re'jal]

UHURA: Oh, it's purring. Listen, it's purring.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JONES: It's only saying that it likes you.

 

[Alienesse]

UHURA: Are you selling them?

 

[Leandar]

Barman: That's what we're trying to decide right now.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JONES: My friend, 10 credits apiece is a very reasonable price. Now you can see for yourself how much the lovely little lady appreciates the finer things.

 

[LeadHead]

Barman: One credit a piece.