"The Trouble with Tribbles" Line-by-Line

[Alienesse]

KIRK: And unfortunately, though the Klingons are brutal and aggressive, they are most efficient.

 

[Enterprise1981]

CHEKOV: I remember once Peter the Great had that problem like that. The...

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: (over comm) Captain?

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: Kirk here.

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: (over comm) I'm picking up a subspace distress call. Priority Channel. It's from Space Station K-7.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: Go to warp factor six.

 

[LeadHead]

Chekov: Code one emergency. That's a disaster call.

 

[Brian]

UHURA: This is a Red Alert. Man your battle stations, all hands.

 

[LeadHead]

Captain's Log Stardate 4523.3. Deep Space Station K-7 has issued a priority one call. More than an emergency, it signals near or total disaster. We can only assume the Klingons have attacked the station. We're going in armed for battle.

 

[Enterprise1981]

[Bridge]


CHEKOV: Main phasers armed and ready, sir.

 

[LeadHead]

Chekov: But there's nothing there Sir. Just the station.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: Priority One distress call, and it's just absolutely peaceful. Lieutenant Uhura, break subspace silence.

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Aye Sir, The channel's open Sir.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: Space Station K7, this is Captain Kirk of the Enterprise. What is your emergency?

 

[LeadHead]

Lurry: (over comm) This is Mister Lurry, manager of K-7. I must apologize for the distress call.

 

[Alienesse]

KIRK: Mister Lurry, you issued a Priority One distress call. State the nature of your emergency.

 

[LeadHead]

Lurry: (over comm) Well, maybe you better beam over. I'll try to explain.

 

[Alienesse]

KIRK: You'll try to explain. You'd better be prepared to do more than that. Kirk out. Mister Spock, I'll need your help. Mister Chekov, maintain battle readiness. Lieutenant Uhura, see that the transporter room is standing by.

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Aye Sir. Transporter Room, Standby.

 

[Alienesse]

[Lurry's Office]

(Kirk and Spock arrive)

KIRK: Mister Lurry, if there's no emergency, why did you issue a priority one distress call?