Hello all, I don't know if any of you have seen this (I did a search, and couldn't find anything) so I thought I should bring you this little gem. Once you've absorbed the image, look at the comments... http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAUL-ROSS-C...tStore/dp/B001N6W8U0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
"Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week."
Those comments are gold. Although I was half-expecting an effervescent Paul Ross-style review quote there too, like or something...
Ace, I want one! After the recent fury of Jonathan Ross, they should have just got Paul in to do his chat show Anyone ever watch Paul Ross's Big Black Book of Horror? Skip to 2:12 in this video Amazing
My favourite is this: Well, I had to take a moment out to tell you people about the wonders of Mr Ross. My life has never been a lucky one, infact it has been the complete opposite. I have had many beautiful homes, which I have bought or rented for well under the asking price. Then they have been burnt down or have become unlivable due to accidents. I have bought several winning lottery tickets, and given them away in cards to people who I thought were my friends. Then the numbers get called and they move to barbados to live lives of luxury whilst I am left here - friendless. I have had a many boyfriend whom I thought were 'the ones' but they have turned out to be pimps, drug addicts, cheaters and the worst of them all a childrens entertainer - therefore my heart has crumbled into a million pieces. And so on and so forth... Then one day, whilst looking on amazon for a gift for a friend I stubbled across this canvas, I was captivated, the green of the trees, the metalic table the half full glass of water - and most of all - the look in his eyes. He was looking into my Soul. I had to have it, I couldn't leave the site without it. Paul has been in my home, above the mantle for 2 weeks and I can already see the difference. I walk with confidence, my head held high! Men notice me - they say its my smile - I know its Paul. With Pauls help, I will learn to cook with Gas without fear of a fire. With Pauls help, I will turn the radiator on without fear of them blowing up. With Pauls help, I will have a bath without fear that it will leak and flood my beautiful new home. With Pauls help I will find the one, without fear that he will secretly be a Children's Entertainer. Will Pauls help I can do anything! Paul is clearly a positive influence on many ladies lives.
Wow, this thread is actually about Paul Ross. I figured there must be a different Paul Ross, one who was known for doing something worthwhile, one who deserved a thread about him. How wrong I was.
Okay, I'm sure I would find this hilarious if I knew who Paul Ross was! Besides the guy in the portrait.
I used to love his quiz show on BBC1 daytime TV No Win No Fee, where Ross would only get paid if all the contestants lost. Showed how desperate for work and money he was
Paul Ross is the Alpha...and the Omega. He is the screaming void, howling like a banshee in your mind as you ponder the insignificance of your fate in an endless universe set adrift in the deep, dark abyss of time and space. He's a crap bloke off the telly who isn't as rich as his younger brother.