The Paul Ross thread

[Zulu Romeo]

He is the only known cure in the war against Jack Bauer.



(tee hee hee.... the "Facts About Paul Ross" craze starts HERE! )

 

[Dr. Horrible]

He is the only known cure in the war against Jack Bauer.

Birds suddenly appear, every time he is near. So it is told.

(tee hee hee.... the "Facts About Paul Ross" craze starts HERE! )

Oh no, what have I done... Forgive me Pau... I mean, God!

 

[ITL]

Facts? Paul Ross invented facts. In 1983. He sold them on his market stall alongside hyperbole and the colour green - both invented the year before. By Paul Ross.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

He is the only known cure in the war against Jack Bauer.

Birds suddenly appear, every time he is near. So it is told.

He also wrote the Book of Love.

(tee hee hee.... the "Facts About Paul Ross" craze starts HERE! )

Oh no, what have I done... Forgive me Pau... I mean, God!

God doesn't have the power to forgive... that can only be bestowed upon him by his Creator, Paul Ross.

 

[ITL]

Paul Ross craps gold and pisses whiskey. Well? Where do you think it comes from?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Paul Ross craps gold and pisses whiskey. Well? Where do you think it comes from?

Bobby Ball.

Thanks for permanently altering my world view there.

 

[ITL]

Bobby Ball used to hold the franchise for gold and whiskey back in the early 80's - he retired to a farm in Wales where he has the run of the yard and all the oats he can eat. His hemorrhoids are nearly gone, thankfully.

 

[Pingfah]

I went to see Boys In Blue at the cinema.

 

[What's his face]

Where are all these reviews? I only see 2 of them and only 1 is funny

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I went to see Boys In Blue at the cinema.

FACT: Paul Ross tried to get that film banned in all cinemas. One of his many undocumented failures, but at least he put the effort into it.

 

[Ethros]

There's a quote from his review on the original Star Trek: Nemesis R2 DVD.
So you know it's good

 

[Mallory]

There's a quote from his review on the original Star Trek: Nemesis R2 DVD.
So you know it's good

The man is brilliant. He can spot things that are simply oblivious to the rest of us.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

But when it comes to Paul Ross, it's all good. Even the bad things in life are good.

 

[Dr. Horrible]

Where are all these reviews? I only see 2 of them and only 1 is funny

There was a link at the bottom of the page that gave you access to all the reviews. It seems to have gone from several hundred to 5. This is not good.

Have you forsaken us, Paul Ross!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

He has risen and taken all His reviews with Him!

Forgive us!

 

[Dr. Horrible]

There are 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

1. Serious economic recession - Famine.
2. Snow in the UK. War. maybe not, but had to fit it in somehow.
3. Paul Ross has forsaken us. Death.

Guess that makes Jonathan Ross the other one...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

^^ Nay, 'tis Russell Brand!

 

[Dr. Horrible]

^Debatable, but I'll go with it.

 

[StolenThunder]

He shows up on the shopping channels occasionally. He initially had his own DVD segment but seems to have been spreading into the other tat that they sell.