"The Offspring" Line-by-Line

[Enterprise1981]

DATA: I have followed all of Starfleet regulations to the best of my ability. I expected they would be pleased.

 

[Athena28]

PICARD: You have taken on quite a responsibility, Data.

 

[BlueStuff]

DATA: To prepare, I have scanned all available literature on parenting. There seems to be much confusion on this issue. One traditional doctrine insists, spare the rod and spoil the child, suggesting a punitive approach. While another more liberal attitude would allow the child enormous freedom.

 

[Enterprise1981]

PICARD: Data...

 

[Athena28]

DATA: And what Klingons do to their children...

 

[BlueStuff]

PICARD: Data! I'm not talking about parenting. I am talking about the extraordinary consequences of creating new life.

 

[Enterprise1981]

DATA: Does that not describe becoming a parent, sir?

 

[BlueStuff]

PICARD: Data, you are seeking to achieve what only your own creator has been able to achieve. To make another functioning, sentient, android. To make another Data.

 

[Enterprise1981]

DATA: That is why I must attempt this, sir. I have observed that in most species, there is a primal instinct to perpetuate themselves. Until now, I have been the last of my kind. If I were to be damaged or destroyed, I would be lost forever. But if I am successful with the creation of Lal, my continuance is assured. I understand the risk, sir. and I am prepared to accept the responsibility.

 

[BlueStuff]

[Corridor]

LAL: Gender female.

 

[Enterprise1981]

TROI: That's right, Lal. Just like me.

 

[BlueStuff]

LAL: Gender male.

 

[Enterprise1981]

DATA: Correct.

 

[BlueStuff]

LAL: I am gender neuter. Inadequate.

 

[Enterprise1981]

DATA: That is why you must choose a gender, Lal, to complete your appearance.

 

[BlueStuff]

LAL: What are criteria?

 

[Athena28]

DATA: Access your data bank on sexuality, level 2. That will define the parameters.

 

[BlueStuff]

TROI: Whatever you choose will be yours for your lifetime. It's a decision that will affect how people interrelate with you.

 

[Athena28]

LAL: I choose your sex and appearance.

 

[BlueStuff]

DATA: No, Lal. That would be confusing. We are taking you to the holodeck to show you several thousand composites I have programmed. You may choose from them.