The Night Crew

[thestrangequark]

^Why thank you. I like to fancy myself a bit of an artiste.

 

[Sephiroth]

when i was that age all i could do was peg a GI-Joe in the eye with a .22 @ 100 yards

 

[Super Grover]

I used to be able to chug a gallon of root beer in under a minute.

 

[thestrangequark]

^That's how my mom figured out I had diabetes. I drank a whole big-gulp of 7 up in less than five minutes, then asked for another because I was still thirsty.

 

[Sephiroth]

sis you see any funny colours?

 

[thestrangequark]

^Not that I recall, why? And what's with the "u"?

 

[Sephiroth]

ColoUrs? it's a legitimate spelling of the word, i remeber when i'd guzzle a big gulp of 7-up i'd see the colour splunge

 

[thestrangequark]

^I know it's legit, but I thought you were a Yank. Or a Dixie.

I think I've seen the color splunge before, around the time I saw the color ploomsh. This was the result of snorting K off the back of one of my Doctor Who comics, though, not from drinking a Big-Gulp.

Why is it so slow around here tonight, anyway? I need entertainment, dammit!

 

[Captain Ice]

Is that why they lost last night?

If Zambrano had been there, I'm sure they wouldn't have.

Are you even watching the same shitty game I am?

Zambrano's done one thing tonight. Make Dempster's game yesterday look great.

 

[Sephiroth]

^I know it's legit, but I thought you were a Yank. Or a Dixie.

I think I've seen the color splunge before, around the time I saw the color ploomsh. This was the result of snorting K off the back of one of my Doctor Who comics, though, not from drinking a Big-Gulp.

Why is it so slow around here tonight, anyway? I need entertainment, dammit!

*does my sexy dance*

 

[thestrangequark]

That's right, shake it.

 

[Sephiroth]

*shakes it*

 

[thestrangequark]

Groove thang.

I microwaved that Amy's naturals organic vegetarian pot pie I was going to have yesterday before I decided to have the PB and J sammy. And you know what? It is delish! I love this brand, they have really good, generally healthful, all-natural frozen dinners. Not much for my diet, though.

 

[Sephiroth]

never Drop Acid in a war zone

 

[thestrangequark]

^Will it go straight to my thighs?

 

[Sephiroth]

makes the taliban look like green shrimp cocktails

 

[thestrangequark]

I hate shrimp. The only seafood I'm really fond of is lobster, and tuna steak. I have expensive taste.

 

[Sephiroth]

ditto on the hating shrimp, made it even easier to shoot at them

 

[thestrangequark]

Are you drunk again?

 

[Sephiroth]

i've had a shot or two, HAH