The Night Crew

[Skywalker]

What the hell is going on here?

when i would feast like this, i used to have a troupe of minstrels to serenade me

And now that commercial's on. Creepy.

 

[Sephiroth]

Alas, my love, that you should own
A heart of wanton vanity,
So must I meditate alone
Upon your insincerity.

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.

If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.

My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

 

[CorporalClegg]

It's omen.

Or just an oh man.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.

If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.

My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

They set thee up, they took thee down,
They served thee with humility;
Thy foot might not once touch the ground,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

 

[Sephiroth]

If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.

My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

They set thee up, they took thee down,
They served thee with humility;
Thy foot might not once touch the ground,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

 

[captcalhoun]

you're all a buncha weirdos.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

They set thee up, they took thee down,
They served thee with humility;
Thy foot might not once touch the ground,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true,
Come once again and love me.

 

[Sephiroth]

and now, for something completely different

"Briefcase Full Of Guts"

Punch your card 'cause your working day has started
and you're pushing hard for employee of the month
You got your tools of business and
They're bloodied by your clients and
You're off to work with your
Briefcase full of guts

Door to door you are searching for a buyer
Who will take the terms of your policy

You got an invitation to their living room
You're gonna demonstrate your products privately

You know that

I'm an employee
I have a degree
I'll fulfill your need
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top
Best one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream

I'll divide you into pieces
Sell them back and raise the price
Make a profit off your interests
You'll increase my sales tonight

I will increase
Productivity
I must increase
Productivity

A.B.K. [4x]
(Always Be Killing)

I'm an employee
I have a degree
I'll fulfill your need
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top
Best one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream

 

[RoJoHen]

My aunt and uncle randomly called me in the 5 minutes I was away in the laundry room. Why would they be calling me at 1:30 in the morning? I am so confused.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Did you call them back?

 

[RoJoHen]

Nope.

I tend to not do that.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well that's rude.

 

[RoJoHen]

I know, but my family is used to it. Considering my family normally calls me when I'm at work, it's their own fault.

They left a voicemail. They were awake eating cereal for some reason, and they were bored. They figured that while they were awake they'd try to call me "during my hours."

I'm not interested. I really don't like talking on the phone at all, especially for no good reason.

 

[Skywalker]

Ditto. I spend a good portion of my work hours on the phone, so I avoid phones as much as possible out of work. I hardly ever use my cellphone, which completely mystifies my family and friends.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Nope.

I tend to not do that.

I know, but my family is used to it. Considering my family normally calls me when I'm at work, it's their own fault.

They left a voicemail. They were awake eating cereal for some reason, and they were bored. They figured that while they were awake they'd try to call me "during my hours."

I'm not interested. I really don't like talking on the phone at all, especially for no good reason.

Anti-social are you?

Don't tell me, you're a huge texter.

 

[RoJoHen]

Anti-social? I spend most of my nights out with friends. And I don't mind phone calls when I know there is a reason for them, like figuring out plans with someone. But I hate just having random phone conversations. I'm single. I don't need to put up with that shit.

 

[Sephiroth]

hey y'all, I live.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Anti-social? I spend most of my nights out with friends. And I don't mind phone calls when I know there is a reason for them, like figuring out plans with someone. But I hate just having random phone conversations. I'm single. I don't need to put up with that shit.

And yet here you are.

 

[RoJoHen]

To be fair, I was going to hang out with my ex-roommate, but he worked a triple shift yesterday and a double shift today, so he...CALLED ME...ON THE PHONE...to tell me he wanted to go to bed instead. I couldn't blame him, so here I am, which is perfectly fine because I desperately needed to do laundry tonight.

Last night was at my co-workers' apartment hanging out with them and their two babies (who happen to be my godkids).

Monday I went over to my friend's place to watch Chuck and Heroes.

Sunday I worked all night, so I didn't do much.

And last Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, I went out to the bars with my friends.

I think I'm doing all right.

 

[Sephiroth]

soes anyone find it strange that i can go from greensleeves to Dethklok in .10 seconds flat?