The Night Crew

[Hermiod]

Fuck, I just ordered a pizza...

May God have mercy on us all!

 

[CorporalClegg]

We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!

 

[Philo]

I consumed some delicious rye flavoured triscuits moments ago. They even had carraway seeds in them. I was duly impressed.

I have also returned after an extended absence from the lands of hither and fro. With a new name, in fact. Indeed, I declare myself to be the prodigal son, rebirthed.

But you've got to be asking yourselves, "what is he on and where can i get some?" It is the simple pleasures in life, my friends. The simple pleasures. The ones we speak of greatly, and yet, always pursue.

And with that, I must depart once more for the fresh lands of slumber. You see, things persist, and things fade. I will return one more day.

 

[Sephiroth]

*starts looking at your reflections off of satelites* hey everyone, look at that star in the southern sky and give a thumbs up, i got a neat trick i wana show you

 

[RoJoHen]

Fuck again, I ordered the pizza online, and they called me 2 minutes later telling me they were already closed. Now I'm hungry!

In other news, I'm pretty sure my cat has been peeing on my pile of dirty laundry.

 

[Sephiroth]

Fuck again, I ordered the pizza online, and they called me 2 minutes later telling me they were already closed. Now I'm hungry!

In other news, I'm pretty sure my cat has been peeing on my pile of dirty laundry.

so wash it

 

[Philo]

There's a certain pet deodorizer that contains enzymes, special enzymes, that'll take care of that for ya. And yeah, cat pee in dirty laundry sucks a much of a lot.

 

[CorporalClegg]

I consumed some delicious rye flavoured triscuits moments ago. They even had carraway seeds in them. I was duly impressed.

I have also returned after an extended absence from the lands of hither and fro. With a new name, in fact. Indeed, I declare myself to be the prodigal son, rebirthed.

But you've got to be asking yourselves, "what is he on and where can i get some?" It is the simple pleasures in life, my friends. The simple pleasures. The ones we speak of greatly, and yet, always pursue.

And with that, I must depart once more for the fresh lands of slumber. You see, things persist, and things fade. I will return one more day.

Go back to Canada!!

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

I could go for a banana flavoured milkshake right now ... but I'm too lazy and have no banana flavouring. Not sure if I have any brown sugar to make a caramel flavoured one.

*Disappears*

 

[RoJoHen]

Meh, I was doing laundry tonight anyway, so it was the perfect time to discover it. At least they were already dirty clothes.

I just hope it doesn't stain.

 

[RoJoHen]

I could go for a banana flavoured milkshake right now ... but I'm too lazy and have no banana flavouring. Not sure if I have any brown sugar to make a caramel flavoured one.

*Disappears*

No banana flavoring...

Do you have a banana?

 

[Philo]

*a bunch of weirdly worded stuff*

Go back to Canada!!

Wait, I am in Canada. Just not the same part of Canada I'm normally in. This one smells worse but has better water. And more stars.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

I could go for a banana flavoured milkshake right now ... but I'm too lazy and have no banana flavouring. Not sure if I have any brown sugar to make a caramel flavoured one.

*Disappears*

No banana flavoring...

Do you have a banana?

There is one there - but I'm too lazy to anything with right now. Plus I'll just pour myself a glass of diet coke instead.

 

[Sephiroth]

*a bunch of weirdly worded stuff*

Go back to Canada!!

Wait, I am in Canada. Just not the same part of Canada I'm normally in. This one smells worse but has better water.

French canadia?

 

[RoJoHen]

Wow, you gave up easily.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well now i'm hungry. I've been looking up doughnuts on wikipedia.

 

[RoJoHen]

I have frozen pizza, but I don't really want it. I wanted something better. Boo.

 

[Sephiroth]

I don't even have Freezer pops

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

Wow, you gave up easily.

I just took the easier option instead. Plus less cleanup.

Also have some hommus.

 

[RoJoHen]

But now you have me wanting a milkshake!