The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Hartzilla2007]

Robocop: What is your name?

Kirk: The name's Kirk, Jim Kirk, asshole.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBOCOP:"Freeze, Jailbait!!!"

 

[EnsignRicky]

Ayel: Look Nero, trimming ear hair can be a little tricky; Are you sure you don't want me to do that for you?

 

[trampledamage]

Ayel: Look Nero, trimming ear hair can be a little tricky; Are you sure you don't want me to do that for you?

 

[M'Sharak]

Ayel: Look Nero, trimming ear hair can be a little tricky; Are you sure you don't want me to do that for you?

Debrune Teral'n: Whoopsie!

 

[EnsignRicky]

George Kirk: Oh God oh God no no no please God no oh no oh no why me please God no please help oh God I'm too young please no holy God help me oh oh oh no God no no no no no ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

George after finding the auto pilot is broke.

George: SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT! WHAT IS STARFLEET RUN BY A BUNCH OF CHEAP BASTARDS NOW!?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

George after finding the auto pilot is broke.

George: "Out of order??! FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!"

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE KIRK:"I told you to let me wear a condom, bitch!!! NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!!!"

 

[Jeri]

And that is the real reason George died; Winona took out a hit on him with Nero.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

After Olsen is flashfried.

Kirk: Who didn't see that coming?

 

[cooleddie74]

OLSEN:"Should I bring along my fire-resistant chute?

Nah. Screw it. Bloody hell. Won't need it!"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Pike: I your wonder if the cadets wearing red uniforms has somehing to do with their high death rate?

 

[LeadHead]

After George Finds out the Auto-pilot is broke.

George: Damn you Robau! Everybody keeps saying you're so cool, but you forgot to upgrade to Windows 7!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

After the Enterprise warps into Vulcan and sees the destroyed other ships.

Pike: See kids this is why I had you all put regular uniforms on so the majority of the crew wasn't wearing red.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Nero: I would rather wa...
Kirk: Oh shut the fuck up.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Nero: "The landing party will consist of myself, Ayel, Cockney Romulan Guy and Centurion R'cky.

R'cky: "Aww crap."

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO:"Hobus Star?

Not if I can help it!"

(*Rimshot from Teya*)

"I'm here all solar cycle. Tip the tactical officer...enjoy the buffet!"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nero: IT'S A FAAAAAAAAKE!

Kirk: IT IS REAAAAAAAAL!

Nero: IT'S A FAAAAAAAAKE!

Kirk: IT IS REAAAAAAAAL!

Nero: IT'S A FAAAAAAAAKE!

Kirk: IT IS REAAAAAAAAL!

Pike: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SO BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU:"If anyone needs me, I'll be in Mr. Kirk's wife."