The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Hartzilla2007]

The Narada shows up

George: Wait we're not doing a flyby of the giant ship before doing something interesting.

Robau: No JJ didn't want to bore the audience with us just stareing at the viewscreen for five minutes.

Sorry TMP fans I couldn't resist.

 

[cooleddie74]

TYLER PERRY ADMIRAL: Come see my new movie...Madea Enlists at the Academy! Coming stardate 2259.15!

 

[Garth Rockett]

(Grand Nagus Zek Suddenly appears)

ZEK: Inconcievable!!!!

(Zek Disappears)

(+5 points for anyone who get's the reference)

Ahem...

GRAND NAGUS ZEK (suprise walk-on cameo): Inconceivable!!

Wow.....Sorry didn't mean to rip of your post. I guess I should've read them all. And I thought I was the clever one....... Of course, you weren't offering any points...

No worries. I thought it was funny that someone else thought of it.

 

[Islander]

^Do I still keep my points?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Hey...fleeing into a dank, wet cave running from a toothed monster...metaphor for the rest of my life, right? This thing on? HELLO!!!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Relax Cupcake, it was a joke."

Cupcake: "My name isn't Cupcake. It's Strawberry Pancake."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Kirk: "Relax Cupcake, it was a joke."

Cupcake: "My name isn't Cupcake. It's Strawberry Pancake."

Kirk; would you like to ride my "Bike"?

Cupcake; Sure, only if it has a muffler.

 

[cooleddie74]

CUPCAKE: I studied up for my career by watching old FACES OF DEATH videos.

 

[L1A1 Rocker]

It was a line Kirk was going to say to Nero the first time they meet.

Kirk would attack Nero while shouting : "Damn you for violating my childhood you Romulan scum"

Hello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "We're no strangers to loooooove. You know the rules, and so do I (do I!)-"

Spock: "...Captain?"

 

[RobertScorpio]

GODZILLA rampages through, and destroys, the Starfleet Academy, with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background.

The cadets runaway from the large beast as they scream, in unison, "GODZILLAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Islander]

(Cop pulls young Kirk over and shows him a picture)
- Have you seen this boy?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nimoy: And all the fanboys will look up and cry save us, and I'll whisper back NO!

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"I hope dere isn't a rule dat sez I have to vear a big shaggy vig."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nero after stabing Robau

Nero: HAHA! weak Earthman I have killed yo..u?

Robau gets up

Nero: I'm screwed aren't I?

Robau: EAT FIST AND DIE BITCH!

Robau kicks Nero's ass.

 

[Captain MAJ]

^Do I still keep my points?

Yes, But I'm afraid I'll have to Garth Rockett 10 points since he thought of it first....sorry.

 

[Captain MAJ]

(After Robau finds out his name in the Novelization is Pierre (WTF anyway?))

ROBAU: PIIIIIIEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!??????????? EAT TORPEDOES AND DIE ALAN DEAN FOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"By the way...Spock? I only do gay dudes."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

(After Robau finds out his name in the Novelization is Pierre (WTF anyway?))

ROBAU: PIIIIIIEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!??????????? EAT TORPEDOES AND DIE ALAN DEAN FOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually it eat PHOTONS and die.

UHURA:"By the way...Spock? I only do gay dudes."

Kirk: I just felt a disturbance in the Force, like thousands of Kirk/Spock Slashers crying out that can be arranged, now if you'll excuse me I'm getting the hell out of here before they show up.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "What deck are we on? Deck 4? Because this feels like a deck 4 to me."

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Kirk: "This is it, Nero. You're one big headache, and I've got a whole phaser full of Tylenol."

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Gaila: "There's a ship in sector 1138!"

Farragut Captain: "IT'S AN AMBUSCADE!"

*KABLAMO*

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Nero: "In the 24th century, we have a saying. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I'll muthafuckinging kill you."