The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Hartzilla2007]

Mirror Spock: What am I?

Spock: Well I think your a terrorist.

Mirror Spock: You're a smart man.

Spock: And you sir are a formidable opponent.

 

[LeadHead]

Robau: Captain's Log Stardate, I'll finish this later.

George: Captains Log Stardate, Aw, cra-

Pike: Captain's log Stardate, Spock take over.

Spock: Captain's log stardate, hey don't talk down about my mommy!

Kirk: Captain's log stardate, the buck stops here!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk and Mirror Kirk standing on the bridge

Kirk: Hey everyone, come and see how good I look.

 

[NCC74894A]

Kirk to McCoy, as their shuttle is about to depart Riverside:
"Buckle your seatbelt Bones, 'cause Iowa's goin' bye-bye!"

Pike, en route to Vulcan:
"More power? Screw power... we need more cowbell!!!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: (To Gaila): "One thing, just to be absolutely certain, you are the female of your species, right?"

 

[marylizz]

Kirk: (To Gaila): "One thing, just to be absolutely certain, you are the female of your species, right?"

Because that isn't obvious.

 

[SilentP]

Kirk: (To Gaila): "One thing, just to be absolutely certain, you are the female of your species, right?"

Because that isn't obvious.

Not everyone keep their mammary glands in the same gender, Captain

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Actually, those are his chesticles.

Brain bleach free for anyone who needs it.

 

[cooleddie74]

CUPCAKE: Where did I leave my jockstrap?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: (After getting beat up at the bar) "I never get hassled like this at Bennigans. I'm going over there for a bloomin onion... man."

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: "Wait until I'm over on the Romulan ship...then party like its 1999 and await my orders!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Nero: "Later you will be questioned, tortured and killed."

Pike: "Well I hope you get it in the right order."

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Scotty: "Well, subspace isn't so much a topographical extension of space time - it's more like a big, simultaneously-existing ball of wibbly-wobbly under-spacey stuff."

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: I haven't always been bald with head tattoos. In high school I wore a dress with pumps.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

"and i looked pretty damn good too~"

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: The wait...is OVER.

My new Montgomery Ward catalog is here!

 

[M'Sharak]

Uhura: Kirk is NEARSIGHTED?
McCoy: Spock is GAY?!

 

[cooleddie74]

Uhura: I'm NOT Beyonce?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Abrams: "Mr. Giacchino. Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to compose the score to Star Trek. This eMail will self-destruct in 10 seconds."

Giacchino: "Very funny, Abrams. But, this is my computer and I doubt you've rigged it to expl-"

*KABOOM*

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I think I have the Diabeetus now."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Uhura: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?