The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[RobertScorpio]

Captain Robau: My God, they redid the lighting on the bridge. Nice work.

LOL..nice one!

 

[Garth Rockett]

(Grand Nagus Zek Suddenly appears)

ZEK: Inconcievable!!!!

(Zek Disappears)

(+5 points for anyone who get's the reference)

Ahem...

GRAND NAGUS ZEK (suprise walk-on cameo): Inconceivable!!

 

[RobertScorpio]

(Grand Nagus Zek Suddenly appears)

ZEK: Inconcievable!!!!

(Zek Disappears)

(+5 points for anyone who get's the reference)

Ahem...

GRAND NAGUS ZEK (suprise walk-on cameo): Inconceivable!!

Kirk and Spock debate what to do after Pike is captured and Vulcan is destroyed..

Kirk; Going to meet the fleet is about the dumbest thing you can do Spock.

Spock: No, launching a ground war in Russia, in the dead of winter, that is the dumbest thing anyone can do!

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV: "Vere all de vhite vemmen at?"

 

[RobertScorpio]

Spock, after kicking the Vulcan school boy's ass..

Spock: My mom is NOT a whore simply because we live in a trailer park next to the shuttle-port near Tya'k city and my father is always away on Earth, and the light in her bedroom window never goes out at night, and the trailer rocks back and forth. Asshole!

 

[Professor Moriarty]

You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! --Spock Prime, witnessing the destruction of Vulcan

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK:"I can't grieve forever, Spock. Your father needs mud on his duck...and soon."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Kirk, staring up at a nearly naked Uhura, clad only in her underwear. He gasps when he realizes the true nature of her being.

Kirk: MISTER uhura!

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"You can be an officer in just four years, Kirk. Two if you know how to play your cards right when I ask for a bath companion."

 

[RobertScorpio]

PIKE:"You can be an officer in just four years, Kirk. Two if you know how to play your cards right when I ask for a bath companion."

To which kirk responded with one blinking light...

Rob

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"My butt hurts. Thanks a LOT, Pavel."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

This is in response to the ONLY lensflare I noticed when I saw the movie

Captain Robau walks onto the Kelvin's bridge.

Robau: DAMNIT! I thought I told engineering to move that damn spotlight from right in front of the lift doors.

George Kirk: They said they'd do it Tuesday.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Scotty, how's the Engine Room?

Scotty: Just brought the core online, already produced 3 kegs of Budweiser!

 

[cooleddie74]

THE GHOST OF GENE RODDENBERRY:"Wow.

This bridge and engine room SUCK."

 

[LeadHead]

Pike: Mr. Spock, please run me through the advanced systems on the bridge.

Spock: These clear walls display computer data. The consoles have high grade touch panels.

Pike: What about-

Spock: Yes Sir, as requested the main viewscreen is linked to your Twitter updates.

 

[cooleddie74]

J.J. ABRAMS:"Cut! Cut!

Someone get Cho to put down the bong for FIVE SECONDS!!!"

 

[Islander]

There was an alternate ending where spock would (once more) sacrifice himself to save the ship and the crew.

In his dying breath, his last word and the final line of the movie dialog was "R-O-B-A-U..."

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU:"First we kick Romulan ass. Second...we listen to de lamentations of dere women!"

 

[Captain MAJ]

(Grand Nagus Zek Suddenly appears)

ZEK: Inconcievable!!!!

(Zek Disappears)

(+5 points for anyone who get's the reference)

Ahem...

GRAND NAGUS ZEK (suprise walk-on cameo): Inconceivable!!

Wow.....Sorry didn't mean to rip of your post. I guess I should've read them all. And I thought I was the clever one....... Of course, you weren't offering any points...

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Wait, Jim...I thought you said crossing the streams would be BAD?!"