Nero dangles the Ceti, err, Centaurian slug over Pike's face.
Nero: This time, we didn't forget the gravy.
Nero: This time, we didn't forget the gravy.
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
- Start date
After the Narada explodes in the blackhole
Robau: So time travel you say, does that mean I could go forward in time and bitchslap the 24th century.
Nero: Yeah, sure.
Robau: Alright Picard, Prepare to EAT PHOTONS AND DIE BITCH!
Nero: Praise be to Robau.
Robau: So time travel you say, does that mean I could go forward in time and bitchslap the 24th century.
Nero: Yeah, sure.
Robau: Alright Picard, Prepare to EAT PHOTONS AND DIE BITCH!
Nero: Praise be to Robau.
Spock: You can be my first officer anytime.
Kirk: Bullshit, you can be mine.
Kirk: Bullshit, you can be mine.
CREWMAN MIKE HUNT:"Laugh at my name again...and I kick your ass."
Spock Prime and Pike talking
Spock Prime: For the love of god do NOT go on a cadet mission on an old ship or you'll get flashfried.
Admiral Pike: But isn't it unethical to alter the timeline to benefit myself plus it can't be that bad.
Spock Prime: Your stuck in a crapier chair and can only talk in beeps.
Admiral Pike: In that case fuck the timeline.
Spock Prime: For the love of god do NOT go on a cadet mission on an old ship or you'll get flashfried.
Admiral Pike: But isn't it unethical to alter the timeline to benefit myself plus it can't be that bad.
Spock Prime: Your stuck in a crapier chair and can only talk in beeps.
Admiral Pike: In that case fuck the timeline.
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Keenser after Scotty/kirk are beamed away, turns to spock and says..
"hi"
Rob
"hi"
Rob
After Kirk gets back on the ship
Cadet Kirk: We should kick Nero's ass.
Spock: Ok.
Captain Kirk: I should also be in charge
Spock: Wait! Why should you be in charge (looks at script) and why does it say Captain Kirk instead of Cadet Kirk?
Kirk: Becuase I'm James T. frikkin Kirk as was decided 40 years ago and your just the XO/Science Officer.
Spock Prime: Hey it was either this or marrying Gene Roddenberry.
Spock: You raise a logical point.
Cadet Kirk: We should kick Nero's ass.
Spock: Ok.
Captain Kirk: I should also be in charge
Spock: Wait! Why should you be in charge (looks at script) and why does it say Captain Kirk instead of Cadet Kirk?
Kirk: Becuase I'm James T. frikkin Kirk as was decided 40 years ago and your just the XO/Science Officer.
Spock Prime: Hey it was either this or marrying Gene Roddenberry.
Spock: You raise a logical point.
After credit sequence
Kirk walks into a room
Captain Robau: I want to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative
Kirk walks into a room
Captain Robau: I want to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative
When Senior Spock, Kirk and Scotty have just met and are talking about Admiral Archer's dog:
Kirk: Whatever happened to that dog?
Scotty: Well, it rematerialized here about 3 weeks ago.
Kirk: Oh, great! Where is it?
Scotty: (looks sheepish) Well, see I was really craving a good sandwich, so....(shrugs)
Kirk: Oh, that's not so great.
Kirk: Whatever happened to that dog?
Scotty: Well, it rematerialized here about 3 weeks ago.
Kirk: Oh, great! Where is it?
Scotty: (looks sheepish) Well, see I was really craving a good sandwich, so....(shrugs)
Kirk: Oh, that's not so great.
Shatner Kirk's ghost: Look if some guy named Picard shows up kick his ass on the spot.
Pine Kirk: Should I kick him while he's down.
Ghost Kirk: Sure go for it.
No0t dead Kirk: Whoohoo!
Pine Kirk: Should I kick him while he's down.
Ghost Kirk: Sure go for it.
No0t dead Kirk: Whoohoo!
I have a bad feeling about this.
McCoy: "Only once every seven years? Sounds like my wife."
McCoy: All I have left are my bones; And my junk.
It's getting early and I'm going to bed.
It's getting early and I'm going to bed.
"All [Abrams] said during the strike, by way of commiseration with someone on the picket line, was that he'd thought of a great line that day while shooting "Star Trek" and couldn't add it because he was striking (as a writer, but not as a director).
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He actually did that?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He actually did that?
"I had Jello today."
Captain Robau: My God, they redid the lighting on the bridge. Nice work.
