Nero: This is madness!
Pike: This is not madness. THIS! IS! STARFLEET! [Kicks Nero in the nuts.]
Pike: This is not madness. THIS! IS! STARFLEET! [Kicks Nero in the nuts.]
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
- Start date
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Kirk, looking up at Uhura from under the bed, and the clasps his hands in prayer.
"Dear God," Kirk says silently, "please, if you really do exist, let me see whats under those panties."
Later, after not getting his prayer, and the door is slammed in his face, after Uhura kicks him out.
Kirk looks up to the sky,
"Where were you?" Kirk askes, shaking his head in defeat.
"Dear God," Kirk says silently, "please, if you really do exist, let me see whats under those panties."
Later, after not getting his prayer, and the door is slammed in his face, after Uhura kicks him out.
Kirk looks up to the sky,
"Where were you?" Kirk askes, shaking his head in defeat.
God: "Your stupid human heart. Don't you remember Star Trek V? Oh wait, wrong timeline."
Robau: I'll be back.
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Young Spock, and his vulcan antagonist, after the brief fight...
All the kids in the school house start to sing..
"Conjunction-junction, what's your function?"
Spock "I'm gonng get you there, if you're very careful."
All the kids in the school house start to sing..
"Conjunction-junction, what's your function?"
Spock "I'm gonng get you there, if you're very careful."
Spoken by large-eyed nurse attending the birth of James T. : "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!"
OLD SPOCK, watching Vulcan die: "Shit. I left my wallet back there."
Old Spock to nuSpock: Remember, no matter where you go; there you are.
QUINTO SPOCK:"THE BITCHES!!!!!"
Scotty: Well, to fix it I'll need some 30 weight ball bearings and 4 quarts of Prestone motor oil....no, better make that Quaker State.
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Kirk to scantily clad Uhura: Actually, I'm with the mattress police and I'm afraid I'll have to take you in. These mattresses have no tags.
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Kirk to scantily clad Uhura: Actually, I'm with the mattress police and I'm afraid I'll have to take you in. These mattresses have no tags.
SCOTTY: Miracle worker? No, lass...I dont think we have any wee blind and deaf women on the engineering staff.
ANNE SULLIVAN: *ahem!*
WINONA KIRK: "My water broke! And there's a squirrel on skis being pulled by a boat through it!"
Spock Prime and Kirk are smoking up a couple of doobies while watching the Enterprise fly away.
Spock Prime: "Hey... ever notice how the Enterprise looks like a tit with dicks attached to it?"
Kirk: (Laughs) "Oh yeah, I see it now."
Spock Prime: "Hey... ever notice how the Enterprise looks like a tit with dicks attached to it?"
Kirk: (Laughs) "Oh yeah, I see it now."
Captain Robau: Captain's Log. Stardate 1145.6: Ferengi carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This galaxy is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The space stations are extended gutters and the stations are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all the Orion sex and Klingon murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and admirals will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
Pam: "Bobby Ewing, WTF are you doing in my shower?"
Nero: Hurm.
Lightinspire
Lieutenant Commander
NERO: I am not a merry man!
