"The Man Trap" Line-by-Line!

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Why don't you step outside Darnell.

 

[Ziz]

Darnell: Yes sir. Thank you, sir.

 

[Orac]

Kirk: Maybe I'll step outside too.

 

[LeadHead]

Nancy: What? And let Plum examine me all alone?

 

[Orac]

Kirk: Plum?

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Plum.

 

[Leandar]

Nancy: A nickname I gave Leonard when we were very young.

 

[Brian]

BONES: I'll, er... I'll wait for the professor and I'll catch you both at once.

 

[LeadHead]

Nancy: I'd better go get Bob. Every time he starts digging he forgets time, sleep, food, everything. Be back in a minute.

 

[Orac]

Pleasure planet girl: It's quite warm here isn't it?

 

[LeadHead]

Captain's Log: Additional Entry. Since our mission was routine, we had beamed down to the planet without suspicion. We were unaware that every member of the landing party was seeing a different woman, a different Nancy Crater.

 

[Orac]

Kirk: Professor Crater, I'm Captain Kirk, this is...

 

[LeadHead]

Crater: The heroic Captain and the intrepid Doctor cross interstellar space to preserve our health. Your sense of duty is overwhelming. Now will you please go back where you came from and tell whoever issues your orders to leave me and my wife alone. We need salt against the heat. Aside from that, we're doing very well, thank you.

 

[Brian]

BONES: I'm pleased you're doing well but I'm required to confirm that fact.

 

[Leandar]

Crater: Doubtless the good surgeon will enjoy prodding and poking us with his arcane machinery. Go away, we don't want you!

 

[Kolrad]

Bones: What you want is unimportant right now. What you will get is what is required by the book!

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Quote. All research personnel on alien planets are required to have their health certified by a starship surgeon at one year intervals. Like it or not, Professor, as commander of the starship, I'm required...

 

[LeadHead]

Crater: To show your gold braid to everyone. You love it, don't you?

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: He's all yours, Plum... Dr. McCoy.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Sit down and breathe deeply please.