The James Bond Film Discussion Thread (With Bonus Lazenby!)

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

It strikes me that "Ok Boomer!" would be quite the pithy one liner just after Bond's thrown an exploding pen at some villain...

One of my older test scripts used two Bond-worthy lines in a bathroom.....''have a seat'' and ''pipe down.''
But it could never work in a Bond flick unless the toilet was four times as large or the villain was four times as small. An idea best left flushed.

 

[Captaindemotion]

Shaken, not turd

 

[Tallguy]

Shaken, not turd

I... I can't even react to this.

 

[Starkers]

Shaken, not turd

The name's Shanks, Armitage Shanks

 

[Captaindemotion]

The name's Shanks, Armitage Shanks

Thunderbowl

 

[Captaindemotion]

A Poo To A Kill
The Man With The Golden Dung
Diarrhoea Another Day
The Living Dayshites

I’ll be here all week. Though you’ll probably all have muted me by then.

 

[cooleddie74]

The Man With The Poop-Plugged Bum

 

[The Wormhole]

The Toilet is Not Enough

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Poo Only Leaves Twice
Piss And Let Shite
The Spy Who Flushed Me
For Your Arse Only

 

[cooleddie74]

Pooptaker

 

[Captaindemotion]

From Flusher With Love
On her majesty’s secret cistern

 

[cooleddie74]

The Bidet That Washed Me

 

[Tallguy]

"Wiped clean by the wrath of God." Oh wait, that's another series...

 

[Captaindemotion]

For Your Ass Only

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Shaken, not turd

Thunderbowl

A Poo To A Kill
The Man With The Golden Dung
Diarrhoea Another Day
The Living Dayshites

The Man With The Poop-Plugged Bum

The Toilet is Not Enough

Poo Only Leaves Twice
Piss And Let Shite
The Spy Who Flushed Me
For Your Arse Only

Pooptaker

From Flusher With Love
On her majesty’s secret cistern

The Bidet That Washed Me

"Wiped clean by the wrath of God." Oh wait, that's another series...

For Your Ass Only

What have I done? This thread's turned to complete crap. Wait until my co-writer finds out!

(My 1996 spoof was written with Cynthia Geary in mind for the action lead (who would say the two lines to an evil pigeon voiced by Dan Castalaneta {sic?}, plus Denis Leary for the suspicious one-eyed security guard/sidekick, and somebody named Roddy McDowall for the chief terrorist parakeet. But this has been documented elsewhere on TNZ. It was in effect DIE HARD as Kevin Williamson might have homaged it, though it predated the release of SCREAM. In addition---)

transmission halted by eon/columbia/broccoli city (Ah, s--t)

 

[Commander Troi]

Y'all are complete and utter children and I love it.

 

[Captaindemotion]

Y'all are complete and utter children and I love it.

“Oh DO grow up, 007” was right there!

 

[Tallguy]

“Oh DO grow up, 007” was right there!

ThanQ!

 

[cooleddie74]

From Rectum With Whut

 

[Firebird]

How has nobody said Brownfinger yet?