The Idiotic Questions Thread

[MeanJoePhaser]

What color is Spock's semen?

Are Vulcans circumsized?

Could Q create a rock bigger than he could lift?

Do Andorians dream of electric sheep?

Do the borg go potty?

 

[Frodo Lives]

1. Did Chakotay have any more tatoos on his body? Hidden under his uniform maybe...?

2. Did Harry Kim secretly hate Janeway for the no-promotion thing?

3. Odo can change into any form or shape. So just how big does Kira like it to be?

1. He sure did, on his ass: Property of Rear-Admiral Janeway.

2. He didn't secretly hate her, he actually launched a full-blown campaign to make sure she was never promoted to admiral. As with most things Harry did, it was a rousing success.

3. It's not the size that counts, it's the ridges.

What color is Spock's semen?

Are Vulcans circumsized?

Could Q create a rock bigger than he could lift?

Do Andorians dream of electric sheep?

Do the borg go potty?

1. The most logical colour of all.

2. Yeah, but a couple a centimetres off of two feet ain't such a big thing for them.

3. Yes, but he could still roll it.

4. Yip, and they're blue too.

5. Everybody poops, dude. Everybody.

 

[Peacemaker]

Well, in that case, can a Borg turd assimilate you?

 

[Frodo Lives]

Do you want it to?

 

[Peacemaker]

Well, I'm mostly concerned about that Dirty Jobs guy on TV. I mean, if he had to clean the Borg Cube, what could happen to him?

 

[Apogeal Alpha01]

Hmmmm. I'm not sure this thread is living up to it's title yet.

 

[Sisu]

peacemaker said:
Well, in that case, can a Borg turd assimilate you?

Not if you flush it.

 

[Hofner]

peacemaker said:
Why do all Vulcans have the same haircut?

They're huge Beatles fans. Some of the most popular Beatles hits on Vulcan: "She's Logical Yeah, Yeah, Yeah", "Can't Buy Me Logic", "We Can Reason It Out", "Vulcan Man", "She's A Logical Woman", "Hey T'Jude", and "All You Need Is Logic" among others.

Robert

 

[Green Shirt]

captcalhoun said:

klingongoat said:
What is Kirk's favorite NFL team? Since he's been established as an equestrian, do you think its the Broncos?

no, the Colts

Yeah, BALTIMORE Colts -- the REAL ones.

 

[Sisu]

According to DS9, Vulcans play baseball. Does this make baseball the most logical sport ever created?

If so, why has baseball died out by the 24th Century? Is this evidence that logic has no place in the universe?

 

[Apogeal Alpha01]

The logic was in reviving it. Perhaps to stop Sisko from playing with himself?

 

[Cranston]

zenophite said:
nah, it just randomly decides to open itself and then sends a subspace hypnotic signal to compel you to go through.

I love this. It explains so much....

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

What sexual position would Vulcans use? (The most logical one is...?)

Do phaser shots that miss keep travelling in space until they hit something? (Actually that question makes sense.)

If Q knows everything how come he isn't rich?

If the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few (or one) and possibly vice versa, then what about the needs of equal amounts of people on either side?

 

[Sisu]

MeanJoePhaser said:
What sexual position would Vulcans use? (The most logical one is...?)

Tied up with an ahn-woon, being spanked with a lirpa.

Do phaser shots that miss keep travelling in space until they hit something? (Actually that question makes sense.)

They keep going until they rebound off the cushions and return to bank the 8 ball in the corner pocket.

If Q knows everything how come he isn't rich?

Q has as much gold pressed latinum as he wants. Unfortunately, this currency is only accepted in some locations in the galaxy, and only in the 24th century.

If the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few (or one) and possibly vice versa, then what about the needs of equal amounts of people on either side?

The cutest group of people win.

 

[Elder Knight]

Sisu said:
According to DS9, Vulcans play baseball. Does this make baseball the most logical sport ever created?

If so, why has baseball died out by the 24th Century? Is this evidence that logic has no place in the universe?

"The Cubs." Mister Spock what can this message mean?.

"Ah yes, the Cubs. Terrestrial baseball club in the North American Traditional -- that means no more than five designated hitters – League. The Cubs have not won the pennant in . . . 383 years."

 

[Finn]

Do Cardassians use their spoons for eating?

Do urinals still exist in the 24th Century?

 

[Sisu]

Finn said:
Do Cardassians use their spoons for eating?

They use their spoons for spooning. A little known fact is that when aroused, their foreheads grow by 2450%.

Do urinals still exist in the 24th Century?

No, people (male and female) step into a condensed transporter unit and all waste is beamed out of their bladder and colon, straight to the raw material storage.

You are what you eat when you're in the 24th Century!

 

[Peacemaker]

Why are all the sideburns on human Starfleet personnel pointy?

 

[Hofner]

peacemaker said:
Why are all the sideburns on human Starfleet personnel pointy?

23rd century fashion statement.

Robert

 

[JD]

MeanJoePhaser said:

Do phaser shots that miss keep travelling in space until they hit something? (Actually that question makes sense.)

All I know is I wouldn't want to be the one to learn that answer first hand.