The Idiotic Questions Thread

[ClayinCA]

It's not just Picard who has an English French accent - his brother, sister-in-law, childhood best friend, and nephew all do as well. Which suggests that at some point between now and the 24th century, England conquers France. It's not like that would be hard, after all...

 

[captcalhoun]

no, we just send em loads of teachers to teach em to talk english properly.

 

[Sisu]

JD said:
There is one thing that's alwasy driven me crazy about holodeck sex programs, what happens to a guys.... um... "biological materials" after the hologram goes away?

In the 24th Century, all humans have their secretions removed, with holographic ones inserted instead.

In fact, the EMH's mobile emitter came about through research on these "immobile emitters".

 

[KDoug]

What do phasers and phase pistols phase?
Why don't any fans say, "Beam me up, Kyle?"
Why do Transporters make sparklies?

 

[Peacemaker]

Transporters use magic faery dust, that's why.

 

[Sisu]

KDoug said:
What do phasers and phase pistols phase?

No, you have it wrong. It just means that they are going through a phase. They grow up to be rifles.

Why don't any fans say, "Beam me up, Kyle?"

Because it will confirm that they are virgins living in their parent's basement.

Why do Transporters make sparklies?

When you get beamed by something, you see sparkly lights. Didnt you ever watch cartoons?

 

[zenophite]

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Why don't any fans say, "Beam me up, Kyle?"

because kyle died defending Sarah from the first terminator.

Why do Transporters make sparklies?

same reason aluminum foil sparks in a microwave

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Who cleans up the captain's mess?

What if the ready room isn't ready to use?

McCoy speaks of being an "old country doctor", what old country is Dr. McCoy from?

Is Janeway better than the way we had?

Can Odo's gelatinous form copy my favourite comic strips?

 

[captcalhoun]

the captain's mom

they lounge in the conference lounge

no country for old men.

no

only on tuesdays or if it's calvin and hobbes.

 

[Sisu]

MeanJoePhaser said:
Who cleans up the captain's mess?

The Captain's Yeoman. It used to be the Nayman, but that was too negative.

What if the ready room isn't ready to use?

They go to the set room.... or the go room....

McCoy speaks of being an "old country doctor", what old country is Dr. McCoy from?

Sarcastica, a small European country near Metellinu.

Is Janeway better than the way we had?

You looking for a bun fight?

Can Odo's gelatinous form copy my favourite comic strips?

No, but of course it can replicate the original gels....

 

[Bill Morris]

MeanJoePhaser said:

How good is Captain Archer with a bow and arrow?

The title of the ENT pilot answers that question.