The Final Post

[Mysterion]

"I drank what?"

 

[Hermiod]

"I drank what?"

kimc's coffee.

 

[kimc]

"I drank what?"

kimc's coffee.

Off with his head!

 

[TheBrew]

"I drank what?"

kimc's coffee.

Off with his head!

The caffeine in your mug would beat you to it.

 

[Roshi]

Mutenroshi says:

Since it's the end of civilization as we know it, I bid you adieu.



Monde de merde!

 

[An Officer]

All would indeed be merde without, Mutenroshi...

 

[Roshi]

 

[kimc]

kimc's coffee.

Off with his head!

The caffeine in your mug would beat you to it.

It's only fo medicinal purposes.

 

[Electric Coleslaw]

I came. I posted. I left.

 

[GeorgeKirk]

[Shanter]Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, mine was the most . . . human.[/Shatner]

 

[Holdfast]

My other option is:

Leave $2000 in unmarked bills under the bridge or Holdfast gets it.

As Britney once said: "give it to me baby".

"I drank what?"

kimc's coffee.

Off with his head!

She's not joking, you know...

 

[Niorah]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

 

[Hermiod]

^Unfortunately, the people paying for that post will insist on a voiceover because nobody can understand it.

 

[Niorah]

I want Ian McKellen to do the voice over.

 

[Hermiod]

I want Ian McKellen to do the voice over.

You'll get a bored Harrison Ford and like it!

And the voiceover will be written by a studio-hired hack.

 

[Niorah]

I thought that it being Christmas and all I'd get something a bit better than that.

 

[Hermiod]

I thought that it being Christmas and all I'd get something a bit better than that.

You would, but the studio won't pay for it. You're already six months late and well over budget.

The best I can offer you is a director's cut on Hyper-Blu-Ray in 2024 without the voiceover.

 

[Niorah]

Aw, rats.

Ok, I'll take what I can get.
I'll also think of the best way to sue the studio in the meantime, reverting all their accusations on them and making them look like fools.
All in the Christmas spirit, of course.

 

[Hermiod]

^If it makes you feel any better, the post will become a cult hit and its true meaning will be discussed endlessly on the Internet for decades.

 

[Niorah]

Oooh, I can settle for that, definitely.

I'll be a legend, a mythical obscure but powerful figure from the ancient days of teh interweb. Scientists will try to find my original IP, linguists will be in awe of my perfect writing skills... me likee.