The Final Post

[RoJoHen]

I have a speculative Final Post:

Originally Posted By MODMAN:

I RAN THIS SHIT!

And then one minute later, the board explodes!

 

[Elmo Dukat]

Dear posters,

I finally got that lobotomy. I know, long time coming.

Cya!

 

[SPOCKED]

My diaper's full.. little help, here

 

[AstroSmurf]

Mine will be a subtle passing in the night. A slow quiet sigh and then nothing. I will go out like a came in.


However, there are few of you that I will send a brief PM to letting you know that I had walked away. RJ and jgc will be at the top of the list. I love you both and wouldn't want you to think I had actually died or been eaten by a bear or something.

 

[RandyS]

I'd post a naked photo of myself mooning you guys.

 

[SPOCKED]

Finn says:

Hello. Finn here via mobile TrekBBS on my Blackberry Holodevice. I'm lost in the woods with a broken leg and there's a rabid Grizzly about 250 yards back and closing in fast. For some reason, I'm unable to email anybody. Apparently it's stuck on the damn Trekbbs page. I'm fading away fast....please send....help to those cooridates 22 30 18 and 145 48 32....fast....fading away....please hurry

(Finn - this is the weirdest thing. If I quote your pm text exactly, I get an error message ("post contains too few characters" or whatever.) If I take it out of quotes as above, it works fine

 

[Hermiod]

Finn says:

Hello. Finn here via mobile TrekBBS on my Blackberry Holodevice. I'm lost in the woods with a broken leg and there's a rabid Grizzly about 250 yards back and closing in fast. For some reason, I'm unable to email anybody. Apparently it's stuck on the damn Trekbbs page. I'm fading away fast....please send....help to those cooridates 22 30 18 and 145 48 32....fast....fading away....please hurry

I told you all to buy Nokia phones.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Finn says:

Hello. Finn here via mobile TrekBBS on my Blackberry Holodevice. I'm lost in the woods with a broken leg and there's a rabid Grizzly about 250 yards back and closing in fast. For some reason, I'm unable to email anybody. Apparently it's stuck on the damn Trekbbs page. I'm fading away fast....please send....help to those cooridates 22 30 18 and 145 48 32....fast....fading away....please hurry

So that's what happened to Gold Grizzly...

 

[captcalhoun]

This is Agent *censored*. Have successfully infiltrated enemy encampment. Plot to launch nuclear missiles is close to completion. Will now atttempt to disarm launch mechanism.

Shit, I logged into the wrong page. Some one move this post to mi6.org for me?

or...

Hannah and I agree, it's time I left here, I know since we got married she's been posting less, but now the twins are born, I guess it's time I grew up and left. It's been fun. Oh, and Hermiod, yah boo sucks!

 

[Lookingglassman]

Goodbye

 

[Ruaidhri]

If I thought anyone would actually notice I left I might consider a final post. Until then, I figure I'll just disappear like fog on a sunny morning.

 

[Australis]

I could post something, but it would be sad.

In more ways than one

 

[Non Sync]

** Message deleted **

User account no longer exists

 

[trampledamage]

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do

 

[Cutter John]

So, what's your final post?

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Argh! Bastard stole my line!

Guess I'll have to go with 'Rosebud'.

 

[trampledamage]

Rosebud.

So, what's your final post?

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Argh! Bastard stole my line!

Guess I'll have to go with 'Rosebud'.

Someone's already taken that one too...

 

[Cutter John]

Guess I'll just nip off and shoot myself.

 

[trampledamage]

Guess I'll just nip off and shoot myself.

Nice words, poetic.

 

[blablover5]

My other option is:

Leave $2000 in unmarked bills under the bridge or Holdfast gets it.

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

I imagine my final post would go something like this:

My friends, I've barricaded myself and several others within the back room of the grocery store I work at, and the barricades seem to be holding very well. I know the place like the back of my hand, so I know every entrance and exit has been covered. We should have plenty of food to last us until a rescue can arrive. We also found a way to cross over to the roof of the hardware store next door. There were plenty of barricade supplies and weapons within. We're working on clearing out all of the zombies around the store from the roof. Thankfully, we've got a few people here that are good shots. In the meantime, we'll keep watching the skies. Those damn zombies ate three of my best friends. I had to put two other friends down myself due to their bites. I don't know how much longer we'll have power for, so this may very well be my last post. If you're reading this, then I can only hope that the zombie apocalypse is over and we've all made it out alive. If not, then know that I most likely died fighting these undead freaks to my last breath. And if I somehow became one of those abominations, I hope one of you will be kind enough to put a bullet through my brain. Remember, only destroying the brain will work. See you on the other side, my friends, whichever side that may be.