I don't suppose there's any possibility of an EX3?
Because if so, they should totally get Kiefer Sutherland. As Jack Bauer, if possible.
Either that, or the female version as suggested earlier, filled with washed-up female action heroes such as Cynthia Rothrock...
Because if so, they should totally get Kiefer Sutherland. As Jack Bauer, if possible.

Either that, or the female version as suggested earlier, filled with washed-up female action heroes such as Cynthia Rothrock...