The Current Joke Thread

[Colonel Midnight]

Cheers,
-CM-

 

[Celystial]

Three men walk into a bar. The last one ducks.

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Q::Why is life so hard?
A: Cause it never gets laid.

 

[Oddish]

Never shower in front of an electric Pokémon. He's certain to Pikachu.

 

[Kai "the spy"]

 

[Colonel Midnight]

I injured myself recently while studying radio frequencies.

Still Hertz.

Cheers,
-CM-

 

[Celystial]

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A: Elephino.

 

[Oddish]

My answer would be "trampled."

 

[Colonel Midnight]

Apparently, yesterday was National Bra Day.

It was cancelled due to lack of support.

Cheers,
-CM-

 

[Sgt_G]

Hey, you know what's odd??
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Every other number.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

I'm going to get you for that. I'll turn you into a 2 and myself into a 4!

Now we're even!

 

[Colonel Midnight]

I relabeled all of the jars in my wife's spice rack.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin…

Cheers,
-CM-

 

[Sgt_G]

I relabeled all of the jars in my wife's spice rack.

Just wait until you have to eat whatever she cooks for dinner.

 

[Colonel Midnight]

Cheers,
-CM-

 

[tharpdevenport]

Is your oddly phallically-shaped stalactite not upright?

Then give "rock hard" an all new meaning with the new 23rd century wonder drug:

Virile Accentuating Grower, or ViAGra

Try V'Gra today.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Sing along!



Last Christmas, I gave you my fart
but the very next day, you blew it away
This year, to save you some tears
I'll give it to somebody special

Twice pooted and one was a shart
You kept your distance, but still got my fart


(my partial lyrics -- don't have it all yet)

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Oddish]

Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to get drunk at home.

 

[Fantasy Lover]

Is your oddly phallically-shaped stalactite not upright?

Then give "rock hard" an all new meaning with the new 23rd century wonder drug:

Virile Accentuating Grower, or ViAGra

Try V'Gra today.

You should look up penis iceberg, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

My grandfather said: tonight, we'll sleep untill next year. Solid dad joke that one

 

[Colonel Midnight]

Cheers,
-CM-

 

[Oddish]

Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.