"The Corbomite Maneuver" Line-by-Line!

Kirk: I've already got a female to worry about, her name's the Enterprise.

 

BAILEY [OC]: Engineering decks alert. Phaser crews, let's...

 

McCoy: What's the matter, Jim? Don't you trust yourself?

[I think it was "headQUARTERS genius, BTW]

 

Sulu: (over comm) Countermand that. All decks to Battlestations. This is not a drill. Repeat, this is not a drill.

 

KIRK: (activates comm) Kirk here.

 

Spock: (over comm) We're picking up an object, Sir. Much larger, coming toward us.

 

KIRK: Coming.

 

Back on the Bridge...

Spock: Exceptionally strong contact. Not visual yet. Distance spectograph, metallic, similar to cube. Much greater energy reading.

 

SULU: (looking at main viewscreen) There, sir.

 

Kirk: Half Speed. Prepare for evasive action.

 

SULU: Reducing to warp two, sir.

 

SPOCK: Tractor beam, Captain. Something's grabbed us, hard.

 

SULU: Engines overloading, sir.

 

KIRK: All engines stop.

 

SULU: All engines stopped, sir.

 

Kirk: Phaser crews Stand ready.

 

BAILEY: Bridge to phaser crews, stand ready.

 

Crewman: (over comm) Forward Phaser will comply. All weapons at operational ready.

The Fesarius approaches.

 

SPOCK: Fascinating.

 

Kirk: What's its mass Mister Spock?