"The Corbomite Maneuver" Line-by-Line!

[Brian]

MCCOY: No, I never say that, either.

 

[HarryM]

KIRK: I could've sworn I heard you say that.
(comm system beeps for attention)
KIRK: Kirk here.

 

[Brian]

SPOCK: Exercise rating, Captain. Ninety-four percent.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Lets try for 100, Mister Spock.

 

[HarryM]

SPOCK [OC]: Agreed

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: What are you going to do with that 6% when they give it to you, Jim?

 

[Brian]

KIRK: I'm going to take it, and I'm going to..

 

[LeadHead]

Yeoman Rand enters with a food tray.

Rand: Excuse me, Sir. It's past time you had something to eat, Sir.

 

[HarryM]

KIRK: What the devil is this? Green leaves?

 

[Enterprise1981]

RAND: It's dietary salad, sir. Doctor McCoy ordered your diet card changed. I thought you knew.

 

[HarryM]

MCCOY: Your weight was up a couple of pounds, remember?

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIRK: Will you stop hovering over me, Yeoman?

 

[HarryM]

RAND: Well, I'll change it if you don't like it, sir.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Bring some for the Doctor, too.

 

[HarryM]

MCCOY: No, no. No, I never eat until the crew eats.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk (looks up at Rand): Thank you, Yeoman.

 

[HarryM]

RAND: You're welcome, sir. (leaves)

 

[LeadHead]

Bailey: (over comm) This is the bridge. All decks prepare to better reaction time on second simulated attack.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: When I get my hands on the headmaster's genius that assigned me a female yeoman...

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: What's the matter, Jim? Don't you trust yourself?