The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[Disco]

a problem but Picard couldn't stop

 

[Orac]

his righteous indignation if he tried

 

[HIjol]

“This far and no farther!!!”, he

 

[Kor]

cried, but Wesley responded, "My life

 

[Disco]

is like a box of chocolates

 

[HIjol]

to which Picard replied, “run, Wesley

 

[Orac]

your natural proclivities offend my sensibilities.

 

[Kor]

And I will make them pay

 

[Orac]

for their purchases with digital currency

 

[HIjol]

Unsurprisingly, in walked Quark looking cryptographically

 

[Unnamed Caitian]

embiggened. He cromulently told everyone that

 

[Disco]

he was going to join Starfleet

 

[Orac]

to fight in their war against

 

[HIjol]

terrible cromulent, embiggened holodeck Comedians

(with a nod to @Unnamed Caitian for some GREAT word choice!!! )

 

[Kor]

. Troi drooled, thinking about their embiggened

 

[HIjol]

comedic bigness and powered up the

 

[Orac]

electric ego stroker to maximum power

 

[HIjol]

when suddenly Holodeck Joe Piscopo appeared

 

[Disco]

shocking Troi but exciting Riker who

 

[HIjol]

got his trombone and began to