The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

inappropriate. "Mister Wharf. Destroy that book!"

 

"Let me do it!" pleaded Beverley

 

but Wesley placed himself in front

 

of the Ready Room bookcase, because

 

he loved pornographic literature more than

 

life itself and maybe it was

 

a problem but Picard couldn't stop

 

his righteous indignation if he tried

 

“This far and no farther!!!”, he

 

cried, but Wesley responded, "My life

 

is like a box of chocolates

 

to which Picard replied, “run, Wesley

 

your natural proclivities offend my sensibilities.

 

And I will make them pay

 

for their purchases with digital currency

 

Unsurprisingly, in walked Quark looking cryptographically

 

embiggened. He cromulently told everyone that

 

he was going to join Starfleet

 

to fight in their war against

 

terrible cromulent, embiggened holodeck Comedians

(with a nod to @Unnamed Caitian for some GREAT word choice!!! )