The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

about the ancient Klingon art of

 

bringing all the boys to the

 

medieval festival where they serve roasted

 

Ferengi ears coated in a sticky

 

yet honorable, substance. But this is

 

just the appetizer. The main course

 

: a mountain of meatballs made from

 

Horta younglings. Morally questionable? Certainly. Delicious?

 

Indubitably."

"Stop talking!" Worf rudely interrupted

 

"Or I..."

"Quiet lover." Guinan whispered.

 

Worf purred in anticipation of wild

 

takes on the latest episode of

 

"A Captain's Conquests" where Kirk shared

 

his experiences with impressionable cadets and

 

ladies of the night from Wrigley's

 

Pleasure Cruise.

"One time, at bandcamp

 

I convinced them all that I was

 

a happy, well adjusted person. When

 

they discovered the truth I laughed

 

but the laugh was actually a