The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[Orac]

: a mountain of meatballs made from

 

[Disco]

Horta younglings. Morally questionable? Certainly. Delicious?

 

[Orac]

Indubitably."

"Stop talking!" Worf rudely interrupted

 

[Disco]

"Or I..."

"Quiet lover." Guinan whispered.

 

[Kor]

Worf purred in anticipation of wild

 

[Orac]

takes on the latest episode of

 

[Disco]

"A Captain's Conquests" where Kirk shared

 

[Kor]

his experiences with impressionable cadets and

 

[Orac]

ladies of the night from Wrigley's

 

[Disco]

Pleasure Cruise.

"One time, at bandcamp

 

[Kor]

I convinced them all that I was

 

[Orac]

a happy, well adjusted person. When

 

[Disco]

they discovered the truth I laughed

 

[Unnamed Caitian]

but the laugh was actually a

 

[Disco]

sign I was changing.

"You will

 

[Kor]

always have repeated opportunities for illicit

 

[Disco]

affairs, you can no longer perform."

 

[Orac]

Wharf was so disappointed by this

 

[Disco]

he seeked out Troi for comfort

 

[Kor]

but Troi trapped him in a