The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

Data demanded. His emotion chip accelerated

 

his access to files on Techniques

 

of being a wingman, as instructed

 

he had detailed files on multiple

 

techniques, including but not limited to

 

lying about Riker's accomplishments and skill.

 

Meanwhile, back in the Ready Room,

 

Wesley was laughing so hard that

 

The Traveler felt compelled to act

 

in the ship’s annual pantomime, which

 

this year was 'A Christmas Carol -

 

it was the worst of times

 

it was the most honourable of

 

times to be a wealthy miser

 

like Picard, who inherited his family's

 

collection of plastic sporks. Worthless and

 

ugly, they were discolored by repeated

 

and unauthorised use by Troi as

 

a treatment for her chronic bouts

 

of verbally abusing Riker. Something Picard