The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

Gowron visited Risa with Sela.

 

You need a decent hair cut

 

Jimmy, try this wig" Picard said.

 

Kirk furrowed his brow and demanded

 

an explanation.

Baffled, Picard replied:

 

"We should bury Counselor Troi first"

 

"I'm not dead yet." Troi interjected

 

"A ghost!" Riker screamed "Worf kill

 

“…the lights and light some candles…”

 

"Everyone watch how it's done." Beverly

 

had experience with ghostly entities, intimately

 

warming up her middle finger she

 

slid it down Data's nose and

 

caused him to experience a pleasurable

 

hatred. He reached out and forcefully

 

snapped a celery stalk in twain

 

and slathered it with Ranch dressing.

 

Use Salad Cream instead proclaimed commander

 

Riker with a lascivious expression on

 

his face.

"You know nothing