The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[Orac]

"I'm not dead yet." Troi interjected

 

[Disco]

"A ghost!" Riker screamed "Worf kill

 

[The Knappos]

“…the lights and light some candles…”

 

[Disco]

"Everyone watch how it's done." Beverly

 

[Kor]

had experience with ghostly entities, intimately

 

[Orac]

warming up her middle finger she

 

[Disco]

slid it down Data's nose and

 

[Kor]

caused him to experience a pleasurable

 

[Disco]

hatred. He reached out and forcefully

 

[Orac]

snapped a celery stalk in twain

 

[Kor]

and slathered it with Ranch dressing.

 

[SithHappens]

Use Salad Cream instead proclaimed commander

 

[Orac]

Riker with a lascivious expression on

 

[Disco]

his face.

"You know nothing

 

[Orac]

about the ancient Klingon art of

 

[Disco]

bringing all the boys to the

 

[Kor]

medieval festival where they serve roasted

 

[Disco]

Ferengi ears coated in a sticky

 

[Unnamed Caitian]

yet honorable, substance. But this is

 

[Kor]

just the appetizer. The main course